Musharaf, Vajpayee, a beautiful girl and an old woman are sitting in a train.

 The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and ... it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The woman and Vajpayee are sitting therelooking perplexed. Musharaf is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. 

The old woman is thinking: Musharaf must have tried to kiss that girl and has gotten slapped. 

Musharaf is thinking: "Damn it, Vajpayee must have tried to kiss the girl, she thought it was me and slapped me." 

The girl is thinking: "Musharaf must have moved to kiss me, kissed Vajpayee instead, and got slapped." 

Vajpayee is thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Musharaf again."

(For Americans: Musharaf is President of Pakistan that supports Taliban terrorists who bombed Kashmir state assembly recently (and murdered 40 Muslim lawmakers!) and Vajpayee is Premier of India - clever but not equally violent.)