NEVER MARRY A SOFTWARE ENGINEER.


HUSBAND - HI DEAR,I AM LOGGED IN.....

WIFE - HAVE YOU BROUGHT THE SAREE?
HUSBAND - BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME.

WIFE - BUT I TOLD YOU ABOUT IT IN MORNING.
HUSBAND - ERRONEOUS SYNTAX, ABORT,RETRY,CANCEL.

WIFE -  OH GOD ! FORGET IT! WHERE'S YOUR SALARY PACKET?
HUSBAND - FILE IN USE,READ ONLY,TRY AFTER SOME TIME.

WIFE - AT LEAST GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD, I CAN DO SOME SHOPPING.
HUSBAND - SHARING VIOLATION,ACCESS DENIED.

WIFE - I MADE A MISTAKE  MARRYING YOU.
HUSBAND - DATA TYPE MISMATCH.

WIFE - YOU ARE USELESS.
HUSBAND - BY DEFAULT.

WIFE - WHO WAS THERE WITH YOU IN THE CAR THIS MORNING?
HUSBAND - SYSTEM UNSTABLE, PRESS CTRL + ALT + DEL

WIFE - WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SOME SNACKS?
HUSBAND - HARD DISK FULL.

WIFE - WHAT IS THE RELATION BETWEEN YOU & YOUR RECEPTIONIST?
HUSBAND - THE ONLY USER WITH WRITE PERMISSION.

WIFE - WHAT IS MY VALUE IN YOUR LIFE?
HUSBAND - UNKNOWN VIRUS DETECTED.

WIFE - DO YOU LOVE ME OR YOUR COMPUTER?
HUSBAND - TOO MANY PARAMETERS.

WIFE - I WILL GO TO MY DAD'S HOUSE.
HUSBAND - PROGRAM PERFORMED ILLEGAL OPERATION,IT WILL CLOSE

WIFE - I WILL LEAVE YOU FOREVER.
HUSBAND - CLOSE ALL PROGRAMS & LOG OUT FOR ANOTHER USER.

WIFE - IT IS WORTHLESS TALKING TO YOU.
HUSBAND - SHUT DOWN THE COMPUTER.

WIFE - I AM GOING.
HUSBAND - IT'S NOW SAFE TO TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER.