Think you’ve seen it all?! Think you can handle EVEN MORE!!
Then put your money where your mouth is and SHOW ME YOR TEETH
((Translated, that means: BUY OUR STUFF!
Serious inquires ONLY! E•Mail [email protected]
“Things to do.” – A Coloring Book.
Been called “Violent” and “Scary”’ by a suburban housewife in Ohio!
Completely surreal & totally fucked!!! A visual manifesto for the §E7EN §TÅR™››
NO ONE HAS SUCCESSFULLY COLORED THIS THING YET! You Could be the first!!
$2 for Five pages of unrestrained psychedelic dementia
“Adventures in the Image•Nation.” – A Coloring Book.
A more coherent coloring book; a story. The ‘Coloring Book Version’ origin of our Religion.
Compulsory literature for those interested in learning more about the Kult oV MONITOR.
$5 for Eleven pages
“You can & MUST Gain Psychic Powers while having MIND-BLOWING SEXX!” ”
THIS IS IT! the last and BEST piece of “Conceptual “ArtwerK”” : A RELIGION!!
This sixteen page brochure contains the Philosophy & Product of the §E7EN §TÅR™ Corporation.
But you just cant’ buy this item. You have to REALLY REALLY want to get this thing.
Therefore you have to buy $100 worth of merchandise before you can lay your grubby mitts on this sucker.
It costs $5 after your clearance is granted.
“Assimilate Insanity” – A Video.
Contains Rare shots of the §E7EN §TÅR™ in his natural surroundings. A timeless epic & an inspiration.
The faint hearted shouldn’t pay too close attention to the synchronicities of the video or the ‘implications’ could drive you mad.
$10 -1hr 28min. EPILEPTICS SHOULDN”T VIEW THIS !!! !
“Words are Words” – Poetry Bank.
Verbal assassination. Rarely has a single creative mind caused so much destruction with the written word.
Deadlier than 4 hijacked commercial airplanes.
$3 for 6 pages of WORDS.
“Have you heard about the MACHINE™?” – Story book.
The oldest question known to mankind is finally answered in this 5 ½” x 4 ¼” 16 page MindFuck.
$3.
“Living Nightmare” – Poster.
Study the mysteries of the Uni•Verse by staring blankly at this poster in your free time. IN FULL COLOR!
$10.
“I want YOU… to turn the world into a fascist orgy.” – Bible.
Perfect for when you go door-to-door proselytizing.
Contains parts of which were lifted to create this very website!
Don’t worry, we left enough goodies in so it’ll still be worth buying. 100 pages.
$15.
“the Portable MONITOR series” – Mini MONITOR.
this is the ON-GOING publishing enterprise of the Kult oV MONITOR.
Whenever something NEW happens in the Kult it gets printed HERE.
MAKES “I Want You…” and this website TOTALLY OBSOLETE!
Plus, its tiny 4 ¼”x 5 ½” frame is perfect for the FREQ on the go.
All portable MONITOR episodes are a whopping 40 pages thick and a partly FIVE DOLLARS!
We already have FIVE made and currently working on the next one. And here they are!
“We gave peace a chance. And it SUCKED!” –The VERY FIRST ONE. Very experimental.
We basically just threw all the things we were working on in the 4 ¼”x 5 ½” format into one book.
“Evolution is truly INSANE.” – As with all Kult oV MONITOR products,
coherence is a liability we can’t afford, but this is A LOT more linear than “We gave peace a chance…”
“MONITOR UNCOVERED” – Almost no text to this one. Attempts to Artistically ‘explain’ the Kult oV MONITOR.
However, due to fraudulent and BLATANT use of copyrighted materials, this episode is ABSOLUTELY FREE!
“D” – Final episode in the first Volume of the Portable MONITOR series.
“You’ll LEARN to ask these important questions…” – the First episode in the Second Volume of the Portable MONITOR series.
Attacks the Kult oV MONITOR from a Brand new perspective. Check out the ON-LINE version right here.>>
“§E7EN §TÅR™: Tales of a $30,000,000,000.00 Årt Machine.” –Still under construction. Please wear safety equipment while in vicinity.
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