DOGMA I
Coincidences are God’s way of remaining anonymous
..and It made you want to write something really religious cause you knew where those inspired types were coming from.
And even though those self-righteous people called you a sinner- you had an excuse to be a sinner;
To piss off those self-righteous people.
Hopefully that will provide further insight into whatever you try to read into this work of Pre-PostHuman literature.
Consequently you will notice all the “flaws” that are cheaply symbolic of Humanity. That is to say, no matter what your ‘education’ says, the following is PERFECT. Spelling and other grammar mistakes that might drive you nuts are your problem. The message is the important thing. And the message is NOT going to be understood in one sitting, you may DIE before you finally “GET” “IT”
All true knowledge and wisdom has certain things in common, #1. A dash of paradoxical word plays, but regardless it would #2. Make perfect sense and #3. Be funny, because laughter is the ultimate bonding agent. Whatever invokes that particular response to your nervous system is far more deserving of analysis than all the resurrected corpses and faith healings you’ve ever read about in some Book.
DOGMA II
“My goD is just as mysterious as your God.
And that gives me the excuse to be as dumb or smart,
strange or sexy as you are complacent and gullible!”
Application form for the
Kult oV MONITOR
Check where needed.
I AM… ( )Female ( )Male ( )Genderless ( )Human ( )Cabbage ( )Discorporate entity ( )Other
Your names here:
Birth name/ Kult name_____________________________________________________________
Name of congregation (if applicable)__________________________________________________
Mailing address___________________________________________________________________
Reason for joining_________________________________________________________________
Your definition for “Psychic Powers” _________________________________________________
________________________________________________________________________________.
REPEAT THIS PLEDGE EVERY MORNING.
I “so and so” do hereby do declare to turn the world into a fascist orgy. To give the §E7EN §TÅR™ money when he requires it and to generally support him by buying his merchandise and to have sex with him if he so requests. I pledge I won’t pretend to understand any of this lest someone beats me up for being a phoney. I will convert at least one person to the K.oM. and make them thank me for it. I will use the power of MONITOR to curse anyone who thinks it’s impossible to gain psychic powers while having mind blowing sex to a lifetime of lousy sex. At the very least, I will use my psychic powers to “earn” money so I can quit my suck-ass job. I will learn to play poker. I promise to take religion back from intolerant ass-hats and make it fun again for me and future generations. I will learn to draw. I will eventually ask what OPERATION DEF00613X “is” so I can learn its secrets.
And oh yeah, I will __________________________________________________________so someday I can *KILL* MONITOR.>>
Congradulations you fucking DROBE! You’re one step away from actually being able to think for yourself! No, not really. But hey cheer up you ARE about to enter a strange and ancient society of naked, foaming-at-the-mouth from-horniness, guys and girls. We will take your mind back from brain boredom and watch over it like a baby; we will be your friend and antagonist when you need a friend and antagonist the most. You may never feel like you belong ((you fucking weirdo)) but you can always borrow our stuff as long as you promise to give it back in the same condition we gave it to you.
Now kiss me where it smells funny – the §E7EN §TÅR™
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