The webmistress was born under the sign of Aries in the year of the snake under the Chinese Calendar..so that makes her a snake with a pair of torn. Torn is a sign of the devil , snake is a sign of evilness... so figure out for yourself how devilish the webmistress can really get... She's into a lot of things, but she is definitely new with web-designing.. she is by the way, 24 years old [subject to change without further notice].. and she consider herself as a kindhearted bitch. I don't know why the hell she needs an introduction.. Believe me, nobody will read this.. this is just a waste of time. Anyway, she is a love to her friends and a total bitch to her enemies. She is playful and loves to joke around. This woman loves to laugh and smile a lot, loves to cook, loves children and love soft, sentimental music. Don't be fooled that she's all goody-goody. She is a Sweet Deceiver. The following stuff's about her too, so bear with me...keep your mouth shut.. and read:
She has an older sister, which she call SISTER [kinda weird] and brother,which she call YAKU[Yaku,Kuya in tagalog-- gets weirder and weirder], She is the youngest in the family that's why people see her as a brat which she,of course,denied. She has a bestfriend named JANE, the only person she can identify to and the only person who has the guts to get her out of the denial stage. She has pets,a dog named Clinton and fish named Albayno.She adores the color green and orange. She collects hairclips and pins, loves to sing and drink. She's a frustrated alcoholic.
She can often be heard to say the following words: shet, fucker, darn, buset!, yey!, yep!, hmmnn, & a lot more (most of them are obsceneties). Her outlook about Love, Life, and Happiness:
Love - is a state of mind, a temporary insanity that fills your life with beautiful things, brilliant colors and laughter. But once it starts to be one-sided and conditional-- it makes you look stupid and feel shitty.
Life - is a constant struggle for you can never be too sure about it. Your fate changes with a blink of an eye. You have to live it as if there's no tomorrow.
Happiness - True and absolute happiness is hard to find, constant wanting and need for better things lead men to be unsatisfied. It can be achieved once you start to value little things more.
HER DREAMS: to pass the bar, be a successful lawyer, marry mr.right and live a happy life. got a 2 door car for herself, give her parents and sister loads and loads of money.
HER FEARS: death, rejection,failure, be left alone..
What can she say bout my wonderful introduction?
"FUCK YOU!"
.: Her Song
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