YOU KNOW YOUR A CAT BREEDER WHEN
ADAPTED FROM 101 WAYS TO KNOW YOU'RE A CAT FANCIER

YOUR CAT OWNS MORE PERSONAL GROOMING SUPPLIES THAN
     YOU
GROOMING ROUTINES ARE CONSIDERED AS SECRET AS NUCLEAR
     DETONATION CODES
YOU PLAN YOUR WEDDING DATE AROUND YOUR REGIONS
     SHOW SCHEDULE
YOU NEED A CALCULATOR TO RECONCILE YOUR CHEQUEBOOK
     BUT CAN INSTANLTY FIGURE GRAND POINTS TO TEN DECIMAL
     PLACES IN YOUR HEAD
YOU CAN REMEMBER SHOW DATES FOR THE NEXT SIX MONTHS
    BUT CAN'T REMEMBER YOUR PERSONAL SCHEDULE FOR THE
    NEXT DAY
THE FANCIEST DRAPES IN THE HOUSE ARE FOR YOUR CAT'S SHOW
    CAGE
YOUR CAT HAS TWO SPECIAL BLOW DRYERS BUT YOURS IS
    BROKEN
YOUR CAT HAS ACCUMULATE FREQUENT FLYER MILES
YOU ALWAYS DESCRIBE DISTANCES FROM CITY TO CITY IN
     TERMS  OF HOURS
THE SPEED DIAL NUMBERS ON YOUR PHONE ARE ALL SHOW
     ENTRY CLERKS
YOUR SHOW ATTIRE CONSISTS OF T-SHIRTS AND SWEATS BUT
     YOUR CAT HAS VELVET CAGE CURTIANS
YOU HAVE SCREEN DOORS INSIDE THE HOUSE
DOING NAILS DOESN'T MEAN WHAT IT USED TO
YOUR INSULTED IF SOMEONE GIVES YOU A POINSETTIA FOR
     CHRISTMAS
YOU CAN'T HELP GOING INTO A FIT OF GIGGLES WHEN YOU SEE
     A STUD FINDER IN THE HARDWARE STORE
YOU SEE THE VETERINARIAN MORE THAN ALL YOUR OWN
     DOCTORS COMBINED
WHEN YOUR OWN HAIR MATTS YOUR FIRST THOUGHT IS TO
     SHAVE IT OFF
YOU REMEMBER PEOPLE BY THEIR CATTERY NAMES INSTEAD OF
     THEIR OWN NAMES
WHEN YOU HEAR QUEEN YOU DON'T THINK OF ELIZABETH
WHEN YOU HAVE A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT YOU SAY YOU ARE
     GOING TO THE VET
IF YOU EVEN BOTHER WITH A CHRISTMAS TREE THE
     DECORATIONS ARE THREE FEET OFF THE FLOOR
BUYING A CAT MEANS FIVE MINUTES STUDYING THE CAT AND
    FIVE DAYS STUDYING THE PEDIGREE
YOUR BABY PICTURES DON'T LOOK LIKE OTHER PEOPLE'S BABY
     PICTURES
YOU ASK PEOPLE WHERE THE LITTER BOX IS WHEN NATURE CALLS
YOU CAN NAME ALL YOUR CATS BUT DON'T THINK IT IS
     STRANGE WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW THE EXACT COUNT
YOU EXPRESS ANNOYANCE BY HISSING
WHEN SOMEONE TICKS YOU OFF YOU SAY "HE GIVES ME A
     HAIRBALL"

 

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