RANDOM OOC POSTS

These are just little bits of ooc posts that I found to my liking. plus the snide remarks that i felt necessary to add to some of them >D *ah, the wonders of being an evil archiver...*

AUBREY:

Opps - I'm not draco.... hehehe..... cant gin run into him at a more private place like a bathroom - or better yet!! a closet!!!!!

ill go hit myself for wanting R rated stuff

KAZUKO:

...both aregoo sugesstions..mia..i have to htink oof sumamt son... because..yeah.. we'restarting...yeah..nlargh..

KUAKI:

...wha???

AUBREY:

ok so it kinda off-topic but can we kill cho? please?

just say shes dead?

please?

KUAKI:

~kuaki/Neville/Goyle/Mod<--reads too much shojo manga.

KAZUKO:

whoo-bloody-hoo. yet another love octagon...just waht i wlways wanted....

MARISA:

oooooh. i love love triangles. love, love triangles.... that sounds, and looks, odd. hehe. *stuffs handfuls of cheese in mouth* i'm on a cheese kick. my mom is making something with cheese in it that i can't spell so when she wasn't looking a grabbed a bowl full. it's good! ugggh. now she's yelling at me for not putting away the dishes. grrr. i don't wanna! anywho..... all those love trianges sound like a soap opera. sorry, i have soaps on the mind. i just got done watching General Hospital, which is the best soap opera ever. i'm all up for confusing love stuff. yeah! this is going to be fun! *giggles* i just have to wait for Draco so Blaise can get off the Platform already!!!!!!!! well, i better go dry those dishes.

luv always,

Marisa/Blaise

aka hamsta

aka i'm confused

aka Bob Hitch

aka who cares?

GINNY:

ACTUALLY Ron could have a cruse on Luna.... and... um... Draco have a minor crush on Blaise! GACK! that would be awesome!! OMG and then we could have Hermione have a crush on Ron and then be bewildered about being jealous of Luna cuz she thinks Luna's looney (hehe) and wow... that would be sooo cool! ~Gin, on a mental rampage about all the possible ideas... bad bad bad thing :)

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Sounds good... as long as no one wants to play her here. Anyone? (Bueller... Bueller... okay couldn't resist)

KUAKI:

maybe Goyle will get into the octagon too....*

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ooc: heh heh heh...initiating operation "love octagon"...

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heh ^^; that reminds me, we ought to have some sort of archive thing for our group so that ppl don't have to search thru all the messages to get what's been going onn in the story, hrm?? any volunteers?? (ARCHIVER INTERPOSITION: LOOKY WHO ENDED UP DOING IT...)

ROWENA:

You'll have to fight for him, m'dear. I just sent in an audtion for Draco myself.

NAME: Draco Malfoy

YEAR: 7th

HOUSE: Slytherin

PHYSICAL APPEARANCE.PERSONALITY: Paled Blond haired, with pale blue/green eyes and alabaster skin. Draco is, at best, arrogant. At worst, he's a total bastard who'll do whatever it takes to get what he wants. Especially if what he wants is Ginny Weasly.

HISTORY.BACKGROUND: How could he be anythig but Pureblood, being the son of Lucius and Narssica Malfoy?However, his is not a happy family life. When she bothered to notice him, his mother spoiled him rotten... and when his father noticed him for reasons that made him unhappy, young Draco would often come away with a bruise. This lead him to work damned hard at becoming everything his father valued. Which lead to his long standing fued with Potter and his friends.Then his father was taken by the Ministry of Magic, and Draco was suddenly free. Free to do whatever he wanted. Free to make his onw life.Free to persue Ginny Weasly.Of course, that doesn't mean he likes Potter and his friends any more than he used to. In fact, he takes great pleasure in needling both Ron and Harry, who he views as a possible rival for Ginny PET AND NAME/WAND: Wand: Ebony with Dragon Heartstring. He also has a calico cat named Raven which he keeps at home, and an eagle owl named Regina.FAVORITE

CLASS & TEACHER: Snape and Potions, naturally/ANY ODDITIES? Insomina. He still has nightmares about some of the things he saw when he was training to become a deatheater, and those keep him awake at night. He also writes poetry on occasion, and has a secret obession with Muggle music, not that he'd ever let anyone know that.

PLAYED BY: Kat, who logs in in this group with [email protected]. But I am avalible over YIM as spirit_of_death_01 WHY I SHOULD GET THE PART OF DRACO: I can write, and I like to think I can write well. Below is a sample of my writing. I hope you find it good enough to let me have the part of Draco in this group.Draco stared at the dinner knife in his hand, turning it this way and that. A bit of blood from where he'd nicked himself glittered on the edge, bringing something to his mind that he couldn't quite grasp. He glanced around quickly and caught sight of a head full of firey red hair, gleaming like red gold.Ah hah. he thought, a smirk pulling his lips up ever so slightly as he watched the youngest of the Weasleys sitting at the Gryffindoor table. Rubies would look just perfect around that pretty neck. he decided. He would write home as soon as he finished his dinner.In his minds eye, the heirloom ruby necklace in the family tresury glittered. His mother wouldn't care. She hated the necklace.Draco my lad, you are brilliant. Draco chuckled and wiped the blood off his dinner knife.

KUAKI:

soo..we have 2 pply vying for Draco...heh heh heh...*soo glad she doesn't have to make the choice ^^; (fears some ppl who want to play draco ^^:;)

ROWENA:

Yeeeeeeeeeesssssssss....... fear me........

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*wraps herself up in her Wicked Witch of the Midwest costume* Feeeeeeeeeeear meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

AUBREY:

ariadne! you bad girl - this is no place for silly squables! wont you just duke it out in french class so we can have some entertainment in there for a change?

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wai! wai! kill! kill!

GINNY:

Everybody...RUN RUN RUN!! Hide yourselves in the computer (so that we may still post) but RUN!

AUBREY:

whheeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i think i need to go kill some small animals and a few infants now

au revior!

ROWENA:

Sevius Snape stalked.... (ARCHIVER INTERPOSITION: HEEHEE. MISSPELLED AND TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT...;P )

KUAKI:

yay! now to respond to emails that keep magically appearing in my inbox!

AUBREY:

killing sides are fun to play with though

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i tend to walk down the crowded school hallways yelling "wai wai kill kill!"just force of habit - you know?

BRIE:

Draco: There is no greater Hell than falling in love with a Weasley.

It could have been Ron, Draco.

Draco: ...

I've scandalized him. XD

KAZUKO:

im certain ron would have hated for draco to fall in love with him, too. it could have been worse, draco--this might have ended up a Harry+Draco rpg. how do ya like that, you GIT!!!

*ron supressing gag-reflex in bag*

...oh shut up, ron, you're gonna make me barf.

BRIE:

Draco: (sneers) Your petty insults and empty threatsmean nothing to me.

.....

(smacks him)

Don't mind him. He's being a turd. ~_~

BECKY:

*sniffle sniffle* yes dean will need a shoulder to cry on when ginny leaves him for draco.....*bawls* wait a sec...he never HAD ginny....dean says he wouldn't like to be reminded of that fact.

KUAKI:

lol! i luv it ^^ great love tetrahydon fun ^^

KAZUKO:

ohohohoho...so does it all start there, then?with the "repurcussions?" sneaky draco. sneaky.

Ron: GET AWAY FRoM MY--

Kazuko*chloroforms him, drags him back to where Hermione is*...here ya go, Herm--special delivery snog!!

GINNY:

Hai. Wakaramisu ka? HAI HAI HAI. *je suis plus sympa et gentille... oi

Translation- Oui... er.. I mean yes. Understand?? YES YES YES *I'm too nice and er... nice*

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Ahem... dirty thoughts stop!! okay well anyway that's good! We need weird characters...

KUAKI:

lol..slytherin hose...

and his first name is "vincent"

lol...poor frog...

BRIE:

... Can we all say Brie is a songwhore? I think we can.

KAZUKO:

I've decided that there are tow sides to Ron:

Innocent Ron...

and WTKTSOOTSM Ron..

--That is the abbreviation for: WantsToKickTheShitOutOfThatSodMalfoy Ron...--

Just so his behavior n later parts of the story don't scare you....

*cackles*

BRIE:

LMAO! That was such a great post. @_@ I literally laughed my ass off. (picks it up and reattaches it) Oh, Christmas is going to be strained between those two when Draco marries Ginny... >:D

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Throw a miniskirt and slap me on the red light district, because I'm now officially a songwhore.

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LOL! Oooh, we gots the freaky shit goin' on now. ^_~

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(watches a plotbunny hop by) ... ^^;;

AUBREY:

im so glad that you like that i wnat to kill him (i also want cho dead but thats another story)(and kikyo dead - yet thats another story)(not to mention everyone wany my cat dead)(another story)

ill just stop babbling now

BRIE:

... but bwa!

GINNY:

Je sais, je sais.. :)

Why'd Mariko.... oi. (I won't give it away....)

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I can't wait to see how she fairs! put her in soon!! (ARCHIVER INTERPOSITION: HAVING FUN W/ CREATIVE SPELLING?)

KUAKI:

lol, even beowulf has some sexual content in it--albeit very little.

ROWENA:

I like that plan. *puts on her Make Draco Nekkid shirt*

BRIE:

... I just realized I put Draco's butt in a pair of black slacks facing Ginny. o_o If that were me in there I would /so/ take advantage. >:D

ROWENA:

I bet if we got creative, we could find a curse to remove all of Draco's clothes. *sings the Make Draco Nekkid Club Theme song, "The Streak"*

BRIE:

LOL! I'll just bet we would. Though I'd be a little suspicious of Ron's sexuality if he cast that one, too. ^_~ Hee hee.

KAZUKO:

is alright--just so you know now, so plot can be comprehensive and the whole bunch, and people aren't asking later, "i thouht thee was invistable, mommy!!"

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iust was cruising my emajl account while at school (hence the lack of purple pigment), and checked my email (i can check aol, but not wrjte emajl form it while here...and is it just mem, or did they mix up the J and I keys??? they did! grarg! the "J" key is where the I key should be, but still types "J", and the I key is where the J key should bem, and still types I....*this means I have to type J to get I and I to get J...grrr..stupid schoool keyboard..*)

BRIE:

...offering his hand to her in a casual move of breeding... (ARCHIVER'S INTERPOSITION: OTAY, THIS ISN'T AN OOC POST, IT JUST TOOK ME THE LONGEST TIME TO UNDERSTAND IT IN A NON-DIRTY-MINDSET ^^;)

MR. MIME:

Inuyasha.. Aw.. The poor half demon boy was so sad last night, but so cute. Love his hair. If mine ever gets that long, I'll have to dye it silver, at least once :)

AUBREY:

omg! im growing mine out long so i can dye it silver!!!!! im not the only one!!!! ginny! do you hear that!!! ari! do you hear that!!!!!! silver with bangs and earpulls --- oh yeah

GINNY:

haha BUT I'M BEATING YOU :P

AUBREY:

what the hell do you mean? ur beating me! no! our hair is the same length! XP

GINNY:

No way!! I am sooo beating you!! my hair is longer!! We'll compare today... muahahaha I'll beat you!

ARIADNE:

oh godddess, aubrey, no. you can't dye it silver, im sorry. although you can worship them whith all your heart (and you do) you willnever BE a bishie. you lack the genetical makeup. besides, your hair is too straight. better to aim for jocelyn's hair, then we can work something out

AUBREY:

*cries* but i-i-i w-want to be a b-b-bishie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROWENA:

I'm pondering the Chick to Dude ratio on this list. So speak out, ladies and gents. Who's a chickie and who's a dude?

Kat, who is a girl, last time she checked.

KUAKI:

chick! *although, i use the word dude a lot more...

MR. MIME:

Dude, though alot of girls I've become friends with say they can forget I'm a guy. Not sure if thats a good thing or a bad thing. *snerk*

ROWENA:

Bet you're the only one. (ARCHIVER'S INTERPOSITION: YURP. ONLY 1 ^^;)

AUBREY:

hihi! yup im a girl

GINNY:

Yeah umm if you haven't figured out I'm a chick... :) Yup. All you gotta do is check out the little signature on the bottom with the smile and rose and champagne...

KUAKI:

lol, not necessarily; some guys are into roses and champagne too ^^ *was at ren fair 2day..heeheehee...*

AUBREY:

sorry ginny dear but that is not champagne - that would be a martini and believe me i would know

GINNY:

Oh what the heck its an alcoholic drink! Is that good enough?

MR. MIME:

grins* I'm into champagne and roses, but generally only if I have someone to share them with. Everyone I know calls me the hopeless romantic *laughs* What can I say? To quote a Harvey Danger song, 'I'm not sick but I'm not well' ;) *goes off to find more sugar

BRIE:

looks down) Boobs. Guess I'm a girl. ^_~

ROWENA:

Boobs do not a chickie make. Just remember that line from Dogma

*WARNING! FOUL LANGUAGE AHEAD!*

"Even the tubby coat wearin' motherfucker's got tits."

KAZUKO:

some of you may or may not know, i went to the ren faire on satudray. muar. it was fun. the part that most sticks in my mind, however, is the fact that I saw a real0life draco malfoy at the faire.

*slushies...*

Yep, blonde, hair in ponytail, whit shirt, tight black pants, sorta sultry expression, but GORGEOUS, just as I always imagined him...*curses lack of camera at the time*

--and kuaki will tell you that im not usually the type of person who gushes about guys being handsome.I really dont don't do that at all, actually, but...

HOT DOG, HE WAS GORGEOUS!!

--Kazuko is off in her own draco-idolizing world...And Ron is not succeeding in surpressing his GAG REFLEX...

KUAKI:

OMG!! OMG!! U DIDNT' TELL ME U THOUGHT THAT!! OMG!! I AM SOOO TELLING MARIAN!! LOL!!LOL!!! OMG, THIS IS SUCH A BREAKTHRU, KAZUKO NEVER EVER SAYS "HOT DOG" WHEN SHE SEES GUYS...I DON'T SAY "HOT DOG" WHEN I SEE GUYS!! OMG!! OMG!!! HOLY SHIT!! (ARCHIVER INTERPOSITION: "G" STANDS FOR GUMSHOE...OTAY...ERM...)

ROWENA:

UNCULTERIED HEATHAN! Do you truely not know the greatness of Kevin Smith's Jersey Trillogy? O_O

AUBREY:

ITS A JUMP TO THE LEFT - AND THEN A STEP TO THE RI-RI-RI-RIGHT

PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HIPS AND BRING YOUR KNEES IN TIGHT

BUT ITS THE PELVIC THRUST THAT REALLY DRIVES YOU INSA-A-A-A-ANE

*time-warping her heart out*

ROWENA:

I was a-walkin' down the street just a havin' a think

When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink.

He shook me up

Took me by surprise

He had a pick up truck and the devil's eyes

He stared at me and I felt a change

Time meant nothing

Never would again!

LETS DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!

Kat, who has seen Rocky Horror in the theater over 200 times since she was two years old.

AUBREY:

eeeeeee!

almost fluff!!!

*happy attack*

BRIE:

I want good fluff to read. o_o Mwah. (bounces)

Fluff is good! They must have fluff! But they must also have lots of angst! XD

KAZUKO:

--Kazuko and her posse of sheep-squishifiers

ARIADNE:

hobbie doll

not trying to get alone with harry are we? dirty child. i've trained you well

AUBREY:

mmmm....yummm.....slash...... (can i help it if im a slashwraith? NO)

BRIE:

I'm really very scandalized. @_@ In nearly every OOC post of mine up there I'm cussing like a trucker or making a lewd comment! It really gives people the wrong idea about sweet, innnocent lil' ole me.

... >.> Right, I can see the looks on your faces from here. (slinks off into seclusion with the other potty-mouths and perverts)

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(bouncebouncebounce) Oh, Draco, mine loff, where are you?

Draco: ..........

... yes, well. He'll get written for too, the evil turd. ~_~

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Oooooooooooooh. ^_____^ That will be just so much fun. ... I wonder what Draco's like jealous...

Leighton: You shouldn't put an innocent man in the line of fire, especially not when it comes to little blonde maniacs.

Draco: ......

You know, Draco never seems to have much to say these days...

(is carried off and slaughtered)

~Brie X_X

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Draco: *sneeze*sneeze*sneeze*

Hehehhe. Couldn't resist. ^_~

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And heeey! I'm all for slash! Leighton doesn't have to be straight! ^_~ There's always the possibilty for him to be bisexual!

Leighton: ... I feel so cheap. ;_;

... oh shush, you. You'll be happy when you've got someone to suck face with. :P

Leighton: Ah, but you're so right!

Draco: (cold, cold glare. like, freeze icicles on his ass cold) A Malfoy does not get jealous. ... And if he does, he takes what he wants, and the feeling is eliminated. (examines nails)

... he's such a cocky little butthole. @_@

AUBREY:

does anyone else here find this sickenly hiliarious?

opusculum \oh-PUSS-kyuh-lum\ noun : a minor work (as of literature)

( i quoteth for the merriam-webster word of the day)

BRIE:

>.>; But... but... I sound like such a -pervert-! (lament)

KAZUKO:

--kazuko and pod of largely blaoted sea-creatures tea sets

BRIE:

I'm not averse to it! ^^ We'll just see what happens,if I ever get -time- to write... (grumbles) Dumb school... Who needs an education anyway? Our basic goal in life is to find a mate, create progeny, and then die. Hell, we could do it like our ancestors: run around stark naked after hot men.

... It'd certainly get our point across.(ARCHIVER'S INTERPOSITION: I DUN CARE WHAT U SAY BRIE, YUR PERVERTED ;p *NOT NECESSARILY A BAD THING, U KNOW...*

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... Draco is not pleased with being associated with 'turd'.

Draco: Draco can speak for himself.

... well fine. Asshole!

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(takes out some Mike's Hard Lemonade and offers up a toast) To perverts, potty-mouths, and alcoholics everywhere! *hic*

AUBREY:

i salute them all!!!!!!!!!!! *drinks her hot sake*

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i think ill go put on my necklace so bitch-aubrey doesnt come out again

KAZUKO:

--kazuko and smoochy-ick-lesster-scullifying poh-coup-PaEEn(porcuppine)

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--Kazuko and horny flying monkeys (not an original, people--i quoteth it from a friend in 8th grade)~~MOD

BRIE:

(passes over some rum) We shall get drunk together and talk about hot men. >:D ... though we don't need to be drunk to do that... but it's more fun!

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^__^ We'll be a bunch of raging alcoholic.

ROWENA:

I guess that makes me the designated driver? *doesn't need drink to talk about hot men, but wonders when everyone else is gonna write some plot*

AUBREY:

maudlin \MAWD-lin\ adjective

1 : drunk enough to be emotionally silly

*2 : weakly and effusively sentimental

Hey! lookie there! they put us in the dictionary!!!!!

KAZUKO:

-kazuko and moribund bananas on strike

AUBREY:

you got ur emails bounced too?

why is that?

er........ stupid chocolate milk!

BRIE:

Draco: <-- going to kill those damn first years that keep rocking the boats, swears to Merlin Someone stop him before he DOES. ^_~

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Leighton: I'd be only too happy to show up if everyone were at the feast. I'm going to be late, and I can't tell you why, since I'm not at liberty to say. (shifty eyes)

... Oh, you dork. He just didn't get all his underwear washed in time.

Leighton: Lies! O_O

GIN:

OOO KEEP THEM OFF...

err.... off to find a corner to have dirty thoughts in..

KUAKI:

yay! i get to have a manic-depressed character...yay...

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~kuaki/Neville (goodlooking hottie, right?)/Goyle (good-looking hottie, right?)/Anzel (good-looking hottie, right?)/Samila. she's a girl....(good-looking hottie, right?)

KAZUKO:

kazuko and a maassive gun the size of great pittsburg stuffed with cream cheeeeeee-ehhehehe--hhheeheeheeheee--eeezz...

KUAKI:

this group has given me such a draco-fetish...i swear...e.g, we were watching this movie in english, called "hamlet," (lol, i don't suppose ne1's heard of it b4?) newho...so, we're watching hamlet...and...in the second scene, we're introduced to hamlet, and he's wearing ALL BLACK and he's a PEROXIDE BLONDE and his first line, "a little more in kin and less in kind," he sounds so malevolent. i was almost drooling on the spot. i blame you all!! when we first saw him, I almost screamed, "ee!! Draco!!" ...Luckily i had more composure than that. but ya. i blame you all.

GIN:

hahaha ^.^;; I would have screamed it indeed. Yes I've heard of it, i haven't seen it, but I think i'm going to have to VERY soon... yum...

KUAKI:

lorioh ya..the poll question says, "truth or dare..." so the truth is, which one...but what's the dare? XD

~kuaki/Neville/Goyle/Anzel/Samila.mod.archiver (no, i am NOT perverted...and of course, there's nothing perverted in what i said, you assumption-maker...)

KAZUKO:

Ohohohohoho...that I already have planned, my dear kuaki-chan...

the dare, of course, is on my part! muahahaha...or the other people's parts, depends on how you look at it...Whoever votes, ill draw a pic of them kissing (or trying to, at least) the guy they voted for! how's that, kuaki! ha! take that! I'm gonna draw a pic of you kissing Leighton!! muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa... *and i'llput them up on the site, too, just so you guys are forewarned...*

--Kazuko, the most evil truth-dare thingy mistress of the universe..or at least, of this group...oaky, maybe out of the two of Kuaki and I...

KUAKI:

*falls over lhao...* well, mayhaps this should encourage more ppl to vote this time...(you know you all want a picture of that...)

~kuaki/Neville (feels really bad confused/wary that ppl might vote for him cus he thinx they all like harry better...)/Goyle(is expecting YOU to vote for HIM)/Anzel(is appalled that someone would make such a poll)/Samila..(just sitting there bored, not caring).mod (is lhao).archiver(wonders if these posts are archive-worthy...).

GIN:

Ooo come on.... in a DracoGin RPG? What am I supposed to do?? ^.^

LORI:

Asriel would just like to say... Vote for me! Vote for me! *winks flirtatiously and passes out "Vote for Asriel" buttons* Hehehehe

KAT:

has Bill stand on a platform looking all cool and handsom while passing out Vote Bill flyers with his picture on it*

BRIE:

Draco thinks you're a disgusting fangirl and refuses to acknowledge that in some small, miniscule, totally irrelevant way, he might even come close to being flattered some day.

... And I think he's a verbose ass!

ROWENA:

We in the Bill Weasly camp happen to agree with you right now. *prods Bill* Get back to dancing.

Bill: I'm tired and I'm cold and I want my clothes back.

Luci: It's just until the poll conculdes. Besides, I thought you liked having girls stare at you.

Bill: I prefer that they stare at me when I'm not in my shorts.

Rowena: But you look cute in your shorts.

Bill: Luci, tell your mother to stop staring at me.

Snape: *in hiding so he is not forced to participate in this farce*

Rowena: Ya know, back in the day, Severus was kind of cute. In that malnourished puppy way.

Luci: Moo-ther!

Rowena: These days he's got more of that Creature of the Night kind of thing going for him. Now... where did I put that shampoo.

Snape: *quietly tosses all the shampoo bottles into the lake to be eaten by the squid*

BRIE:

Severus has always been hot, and he always will be. XD And I love Bill to pieces. I want a Bill. I would so marry one.

(totters off)

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Leighton: Hey whoa whoa, girls. Who wants a kiss? (grins) There's enough of me to go around.

... (sigh) And you get mad at -me- for calling you cheap and easy.

Leighton: oO Well it's not all right when someone -else- says it.

Pure logic, right there, folks.

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(attacks Bill) Marry me! Date me! Hell, just sleep with me and leave me! XD

Leighton: And she calls -me- cheap and easy.

Draco: Disgusting.

Pansy: I quite agree.

Shove it, all of you!

ROWENA:

Rowena: *carefully pulls Brie away from Bill* He'll be up for auction later. Right now, thought, you can buy all of Lucius Malfoy's intimate secrets for twenty bucks a pop.

BRIE:

;_; But I want Bill. ... and hey, I know all of Lucius' intimate secrets. I know -everything- about him, honey.

Lucius: ...

That's right. I've seen The Tapes.

Draco: ... *disgusted*

(cackles)

ROWENA:

Rowena: So you know about that mole, eh? *sidles up to Brie* Hon, I got kids to put through what passes for wizarding collage here. Don't horn in, mm'kay? Besides, I'm the one who gets to make him pay out the nose for what he's done. I'll make sure you get the lead in the auction.

AUBREY:

omg omgomgomgomg!!!!!

please draw me kissing harry!!!!!! pleaseplease!!!!!!!

*wheeee!!!!!!!*

please!!!!

i begeth youeth very mucheth!!!!!!!!

bibi

aubrey

or him kissing me or us kissing or ... ill stop now

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really, i wouldnt kiss him just for fame, no way in hell i really do love him, you all go have your draco or whoever, i just need my harry! (

aubrey just watched poa trailer 50+ times, therefore - the harry potter spaz comes on yet again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

KUAKI:

and kazuko says that 4 yurs, aubrey, she was thinking about just putting a big huge red "R" on it, cus she doens't like drawing THAT kind of stuff ^^;

AUBREY:

never said you had to draw that at all!!!! (i just want a kiss^^)

KAZUKO:

ehehe...Otya, looks like there are some things I'm gonna have to clear up about my bet...seeems I was a tad bit ambiguous..

First things first--you do realize that the "R" thing was a joke, right, Aubrey? teeheehee, I'd never be that mean.

Second thing--It doesn't matter which guy ends up winning the poll--I'll draw every gosh darned vote! Yes, I can imangine, Im going to get sick of drawing certain males over and over again, but heeey...

Third thing--Of course I'll draw Luci kissing Bill--that wasn't the plan originally, but heeey...I was actually more going along the lines of me drawing us rp-ers, as in "real appearance" *gasp! no, anything but my real face, that hideous thing!*, but of course I'll be going from your descriptions of yoursleves (haha, wonder how many of us will tell the truth...teehee.). It's more fun that way. Hahah.

fourth thing--the stinky cheese man.

fifth thing--We of course can guess who I'm voting for, neh? hahahah...

6th thing--might take a while to get through all that wretched experience called "school", so it might be a while beforen you guys see yourselves plastering wet ones on your true beloved...character...things...

--AND FOR A WHILE, IT WAS GOOD!

--Kazuko and the most abomb-ni-da-blibbing-dripping-piggy-puggy...Wuggy...thing..thingy...er...

(ARCHIVER'S INTERPOSITION: I SWEAR, I THINK KAZUKO TRIES TO GET HER POSTS UP HERE....)

AUBREY:

wheeeee!!!!!!!!

danke, merci!!

aieeeee!!!(me being azn)

SUMMER TURNED INTO WINTER AND WINTER GAVE SPRING AND SUMMER A PASS AND WENT STRAIGHT INTO FALL (GUY WITH GOATS: "OOOFF"

bibi

aubrey/wanna-be azn/hobbie/mrs potter/slashwraith/aubrey/evil cherished one/suzume/nigihayami suzume-noh-kohakunushi

ROWENA:

Ahhh... another fan of Monty Python and the Holy Grail!

"Brave sir Robin ran away... bravely ran away away... when danger reared its ugly head he bravely turned his tail and fled...."

"And they were forced to eat Sir Robin's Minstrals."

"Yaaay."

AUBREY:

and what is YOUR favourite colour?

GIN:

... Erm... green... and... silver... and... purple...? Maybe this is just a Monty Python joke I don't get.. .probably is..

MARISA:

we have Monty Python fans?!?!? *waves Monty Python flag* wha-hoooo!!! i love monty python and the holy grail. i might not have all the lines and stuff done, i've only seen about oooh 9456456456 times, but its definatly on my top ten list. i especially love the part with the coconuts and stuff! *falls of chair laughing* it was great!

anyways, now that i'm on the subject of movies..... (i'm dangerous when it comes to movies. almost...obsessed?!) anyone seen Finding Nemo? who am i kidding? of course you have. right? i havn't met a person yet who doesn't already own the DVD. i'm telling you, this movie is pure genius. lol. Dori is soooo the next Albert Einstein. yeah, you're probably wondering 'finding nemo? why that of all reasons? is she crazy' hmm...my counsler says i'm making progress.

*looks around at the now empty room* alright, i'm done....but..... 'I'll be back'

okay, i couldn't resist that one.

GIN:

OO OOO OOO FINDING NEMO!!

"ESCAPE!! funny that looks kinda like escape.."

"First we were like Whoa... and then we were like WHOA... and then we were like whoa..."

"Go THROUGH the trench, not over..."

"Whoa tiger, something tells me we should go through the trench, not over.."

"Ooo something shiny!"

"Ooo ooo where!"

"It's over the trench! Let's go follow it!" "Okay!" "

THHHAAAANNNNKKKK YYYOOOOUUUU!"

"I wish I could speak whale"

"We've passed that speck before... oh no we're lost!"

"Fish are friends, not food"

"Follow me!! ..... hey, what're you doing? why are you following me? you some kind of weird stalker?"

"Keep on swimming, keep on swimming.."

"He touched the butt...."

"Aww... you made me ink!!"

"NO NO MY BUBBLES!"

"And this is my sister Flo... don't listen to anything she says..."

"He shall be called squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy. Squishy.. squishy.. squishy... ouch! Baddddd squishy!"

"P Sherman

42 Wallaby Way

Sydney"

"It's because I like you that I don't want to be with you. It's a complicated emotion."

"Yeah... he's looking for his son Fabio..."

"Nemo"

"Right, Nemo..."

Not that I've seen it too much or anything... and if a couple of words are off, gimme a break! I just took them off the top of my head... and I haven't seen it as much as I've read HP... so no details yet...(ARCHIVER'S INTERPOSITION: U HAVE IT FRIGGIN' MEMORIZED!!)

AUBREY:

like hell are the inhabtants of castle anthrax nuns! theyre nympho-whatevers!!! sex deprived 16-19.5 year olds!

er....

im really having trouble with no delete button

BRIE:

Leighton: *challenge sparks in his eyes*

... Leighton, no. You really don't want to. I swear to God. You'll die.

Leighton: .... hee.

>_< Oh dear Lord. Well, looks like I'll have one less character to write for soon....

BTW, did you find anyone to have her live with? oO If not, she could live with Pansy. ^^

KUAKI:

Yay!! she has a home now!! *yes, i think Pansy would be a valuable host...ess..thing...(no, she's not a parasite..) *off to..erm...fake write my essay* (u kno, type a little here, untype it, retype it, untype it again and use thesaurus for htat one word you really are looking 4...)

MARISA:

if you still need her to live with someone Blaise wouldn't even notice. she's been a bit daft lately.

Blaise: Excuse me, but I happen to be going through a very dramatic time in my life.

*rolls eyes* whatever. just shut up.

ROWENA:

Blue! No green! *falls off the bridge*

~~

Thusfar, I have actually managed to avoid watching Finding Nemo. The lack of pre-teens in the family has helped, along with the fact that it is Disny. Eeeeeevil.

Anyone here seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show?

"It's just a jump to the left..."

~~

Actually, if I recall correctly, they were students at an all girls school or some such thing. And indeed they were nyphomanicas... do ya think that's what Tonk's mother was actually trying to name her?

AUBREY:

of course there are "and a step to the riririight!"

GIN:

Yes err.... Leighton... it might be a bit... too much... if you "save her"... you know... with your rep. as being "cheap and easy..." plus she'd go over the edge if you dumped her... say... for... SHINOBU! AHH!!

KAZUKO:

--and...that was interesting...Leighton, do you really want to go after two girls at once? oo-wait---more love tetrahydrofluorocarbon monoxide crystaline shape stuff...ohohoho....

BRIE:

Leighton: What do you mean, two girls? O_o I had no idea I was pursuing two girls... that goes -directly- against the Gentleman's Code. Hrm. (considers)

~~

Draco says that was not fuzz. He vehemently denies it. He would like me to inform you that he was simply doing his duty as a gentleman. Hmph.

XD Lying through his teeth.

KAZUKO

who tyhe heck changed the picture??? It looks like some person in here has an ANZEL fetish or summat, because that is definitely NOT a dracom, as draco no way has skin that dark...*looks around to see person who raises hand*

--Kazuko wielding a massive halbird ready to slice up nasty telemarketer...

GIN:

Ehh... heh... me... I thought we needed a change... and... uh... I was gonna ask who liked it... but it's Draco! He's got gray eyes! it's just the lighting..

... DONT HURT ME!

KAZUKO

....it just looks weird..the lighting..

..and why is he chained?? there'es a friggin chain on him!...Ginny, i had no idea you were interested in that kinda thing (ohohoho, evil slayn laughter)(ARCHIVER'S INTERPOSITION: KAZUKO WOULD LIKE TO SAY THAT SHE WAS ONLY KIDDING)

GIN:

Wow... have you not read all the perverted posts? But I don't think I've been that bad here...( ARCHIVER'S INTERPOSITION: WHAT, KAZUKO, YUR NOT READING MY WONDERFUL ARCHIVE??? AFTER SO MUCH TOIL ON MY PART?? *ASHAMED* +GIN WORKED ON IT 2...+)

AUBREY:

wai!!!!!!! you put the handcuf draco up!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!!!!!

wahhhhhhhhhh oooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yumyumyummmmmyyyy..........

i go take cold shower now......or are those for guys?

~~

hey...hes not there.....*sobsob*

~~

who cares, hes hott

GIN:

YAY FIRST BIT OF REAL FLUFF!! WOOHOO!!

BRIE:

GO US!!! XD ... tho', it's tained with angst. O_O What's up with -that-?

GIN:

ooo the pastabilities! (did I mention I'm hungry?)

AUBREY:

y r u of all pple complaining now that weve started again?

GIN:

I'm not complaining! I'm just suggesting something... and asking.. is that a crime? sheesh!

AUBREY:

once i get relavtively free of my current ranma attack i will post a very long (long for me at least) ic post^^ i will (please hold me to that pledge!!!!)

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GIN:

All right Hobbie.. it's been.. 2 days. I'M WAITING AND HOLDING YOU TO YOUR PLEDGE!

BRIE:

ooc: Elvis is peeking in the building!

someone poke with me a stick if I don't post by Tuesday.

I'm going to try to post sometime Monday, since I usually get back late from my dad's house, and lately writing at 3 AM has been making my characters sound kind of strange... o_O We don't want Draco pondering why peanuts are shaped the way they are, do we? Because those're the lines my brain goes down once it passes midnight and goes into the wee morning hours. XD Hee.

Anyway... yes. Expect posts from me, and Leighton's intro! (thunder booms, lightning flashes, and all that)

Leighton: (pushes another button for rain) Muggle special effects rock.

KUAKI:

my chars are feeling unloved due to the lack of postage ^^;

Neville: *sobbing* NO ONE LOVES ME!!

kuaki: there there, Neville..I love you..

Goyle: mer...love? ionno...

kuaki: ...he's um..feeling so unloved, he's forgotten what it means to be loved!! oh Goyle, we feel for you! *COUGH COUGH COUGH*

Anzel: ...whatever...*turns away*

kuaki: ...erm..see...uh..he feels so unloved he turns away his face, because the lack of attention has deluded him into thinking that it is a face unworthy to be looked upon!! ya!!

Anzel:....*raises eyebrow...decides not worth it..*

Samila: ...*sarcastically* you have got to be kidding me. As if love exists..

kuaki: aak, someone call a phsychiatrist!! there is something terribly wrong with my characters!!

all: *eville glares*

kuaki: ..meep.

BRIE:

(pokes her characters)

Draco: Don't touch me, Muggle.

Pansy: (stares at me disdainfully)

Lucius: Filthy child.

Leighton: ^__^ Hiya.

... at least Leighton likes me. -_-

~Brie, who is going to post as soon as she gets caught up everywhere... yeah... (adjusts her clouds so that she's not noodie-boo)

KAZUKO:

Well, I've had my charas do things. hah. so there.

Ron: Um..not all of us

Kazuko: Urk. Well,you're prefecting. That'sboring stuff...rather not

Crabbe: *laughing because Ron got called boring*

Ron: Why you...Tub of lard!!

Crabbe: Grr!! Buggy Weasel!*translation: no more!! I already suffered such putrid insults from a puny puny gerbil earlier!! Don't even dare, Weasel!*

Kazuko: Gah, Guys, stop dah funk!

Kael: IIiiiii've got the Funk!!

Group: *stare at Kael confuzedly

Kazuko: Um....I think they neeed meds...yah, meds

---Kazuko and evil sheep beast wooltar with head blown off so he's uggiez now!! eew!! Beat up evil sheep beast wooltar!!

KUAKI:

Samila: ...i don't follow anyone's rules...

Goyle: *mystified by beauty* nyu-hu...*why, fair lady, i must agree.*

Samila: ...eew...

BRIE:

Pansy: (baleful look) Goyle, please. (steps between them and eyes Samila impassively before turning back to him) If you could help me for a moment? I can't seem to lift my trunk all the way by myself.

~Pansy, who is doing a *gasp* kind thing! O_O

KAZUKO:

Crabbe: *stuffing face with candy bar wrappers* whuu? *translation: who

dares disturb my stuffage?*

Kazuko: ...zzzzz.....

--Kazuko and the evil sleepiness spell called "schoolwork

KUAKI:

Goyle: guuhuhuhu...(..my lady loves me!! yay!! i shall do everything in my power to make her feel accomodated! starting with lifting her trunk!!) *lifts* Anzel: *disgusted* ...i thought she was someone of class....'what does she see in him that she doesn't see in me?? *angst!!*'

BRIE:

Pansy: (barely suppresses a twitch) Thank you, Goyle. Just... to the commons room, please. If you'll excuse me... (inclines her head to Samila and then Anzel) I need to find Draco.

... Ah, Pansy. When will you learn that Draco is not even remotely romantically interested in you? He prefers red-heads, you know.

Draco: (sneers) Oh yes. I'm quite infatuated with the lot of them.

... AAAH! -_- Stupid Malfoy, appearing randomly. (stalks off)

GIN:

GAHHH ANZEL LIKES PANSY!! I KNEW IT!

BRIE:

tackle) SSSH! They can't know we know! >.> *shifty eyes*

Leighton: O_O I... I missed my entrance. Well crapper.

MARISA:

Yeah....me and Blaise are still alive...well I am...Blaise is...uh..

Blaise: *raises eyebrow* You were saying.

She's fine! Just fine and .... doing ...fine! I've just been too lazy to post much for like the past year but I'm trying to snap out of it..sorta.

And we like REALLY need some kind of mental help peoples at Hogwarts. These kids need some serious help.

Blaise: I wouldn't be the one to talk.

Just ignore her. She's not of much importa-

Blaise: Excuse me?

She's of GREAT importance....for the time being.

*runs off*

BRIE:

(tickles Draco)

Draco: ... I assume now I'll have to go get disinfected.

-_-

KAZUKO:

...

there are 7 gryffindorks, 7 slytherings, 6 Ravencrocks and...2 Hufflepuppies.

weirdness...I can defintely see what houses are the favorites here...

--Kauko and her mod-ish going around sticking plant poisons into random unsuspecting .hackers...yar, that makes no sense whatsoever

~~

Kazuko...person...who is a rp-whore..thing..yare yare..hehe..funshtuff....

~~

OOC--i got poked. ouchiez. mebbe I should go vote in that poll...*that stung, Kuaki! Kat!No more poking with poisonous stingers, k? glad yur coming with me on that...><*

~~

KU-A-KI *heartmark*

P S O C

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U>KUAKI:"

lol. look in the linx section. ;P

KAZUKO:

*twitch* why thank you, haha, why didn't I think to check there...ahaha

*whacks self*

*goes to site*

--Hey, 'tis being flucky!! aaarrrrrg...

*please excuse the mild profanity--well, the mild profanity that we are editing out with our superior moderator powers <>--because yahoo is being a <> fluffy bunnishnizzle.*

--Kazuko eating cheez....and her moderator magic stick.

KUAKI:

THE SUSPENSE IS GOING TO KILL ME, DRACO!!

KAZUKO:

You know, I was wondering, Exactly what does it mean to laugh one's ass off? Does it mean, for the person's ass to simply drop off? Does it mean to make a person laugh so hard that they need to go to the bathroom? Or does it mean to laugh so hard that those gleuteals get a real hard workout? More to come:

GIN:

Well... I guess it just means to laugh so hard you shake so much that your ass falls off. Well, at least that's what I've always thought...

ROWENA/KAT:

*raises her hand* Okay, I'm lost. Very, very lost. When did we move on, and what time/day is it now in game?

KUAKI:

i figure the 4 ppl who had class in DADA (rowena, kazuko, kuaki, and michilica) could come to a consensus about how the rest of class went, so then we could "reflect" on what happened during lunch. for example, with kazuko sitting right next to me now, we can come to the concensus that we think Neville should successfully curse crabbe with a charm that turns yur arms into vines (because he was afraid of getting swung at like Harry was) ...and crabbe, frustrated, falls over and almost suffocates neville, were it not for the valliant efforts of the entire gryffindor side of the class (or just a simple levitation spell from the teacher) to suspend their disgust and remove Crabbe from flattening poor neville. Hermione (wherever she is) could be annoyed that she didn't get to practice her curse on Pansy after all, who left the class. Harry could feel a little stupid for shrinking his wand..maybe feeling a bit silly, because he IS suposed to be good @ DADA, afterall....etc etc. some kind of a concensus. Any thoughts?

meanwhile, I am going to respond to a few posts ^^

KAZUKO:

I AM not SUPERWOMAN!!!!! I HAVE RETURNED FROM TEH GRAVE, AND THE BLOOD SPITTING FROM MY MOUTH IS JUST YOUR FEEBLE IMAGINATIONS!!! DAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA !!!

~~

In fact, when I look at the tetrahedron thing, there are currently too few hearts!! And no skull-and-crossbones signs! We need to get a love-hate potion going around and have some group of friends smoke it (keekeekee)

*gives frowny look* Yeeeaaah...I'm gonna have to pass on that one, just because even though this rpg is fun and all, we're trying to make the story a bit believable.

*Has horrendous image of Big V and Harry sitting in same room, discussing how they're gonna spill the other one's guts out over tea*

...NOOOO....

--Kazuko/Owner #3...I think that Kuaki would agree with me ('cuz she's my twin and we think similarly) and that's two against one (if Gin liked it). Maybe it would be a good idea for an alternate universe HP rpg, where Dumble is out on a rampage and is stealing all the chocolate frogs in the world to send out on the masses for his own evil purposes (u-oh, Kazuko has got one of her strange ideas again), but not here.

MARISA:

awww. darn! thought i'd give it a shot anyways. i guess thats what you get after a few cans too many of red bull.

KAZUKO:

..Oooookay, next time Red Bull gives you wings, you might want to check a.) what kind they are, and b.) what color they are ^^;;;

Just pokin'

*underage*

BRIE:

XD Okay, I will come back. Because I love you all. <3 If I was not straight, you would all so be my girlfriends. ... boyfriends? Are there boys on here? Were there ever? BOYS!

... I just realized. You only use me for your demented OOC page, don't you? I'm such a h0.

KUAKI:

nonsense. I don't only use you on the ooc page...i use you for the ic pages too, silly ;P (jj)

AUBREY/AUBREY/AUBREY:

Just cuz I'm evil. With a good soul.

*beats back alter-ego*

Shush! Hehehe... don't listen to her!!!! She's stupid^^;

Don't call me stupid!

Anyone here seen A Fish Called Wanda? (John Cleese, Micheal Palin, Jamie Lee Curtis)(I watched it cause it had Monty Python people in it)

~~AUBREY POTTER:

Waaaaiiiiiii!!!

Can't breathe..... *squeals**VERY loudly**runs upstairs to tell family that theres a pic of me and Harry (squeal) kissing (waaahhhh!!!) on internet*

Breathe in.... breathe out.... in... out....

Wahhhhhhh!!!!!!

Love love love love love to Kazuko!!!!!!!!

*runs around in circles with happiness*

*prints pics as a poster to hang on my wall*

*runs around in more circles*

(hehehe^^) Aubrey's brain: loveloveloveharrylovelovekazukolovelovelovekissyayloveloveloveharrylov eloveetc

KAZUKO:

*tries to type whilst swatting away hearts*

You're welcome very much

Thank goodness you are posting.

*tralala--ouch, get out of my nose, you heart you!*

AUBREY:

Do I need to call off the hearts?

I've found a way to get my computer running. All I need to do is kick it for about a minute and then turn it on <--- not even joking. I think theres a minor disconnection of sorts.

Whatever - I like kicking it^^

KAZUKO:

Yush, that would be helpful.

...*jealous*

*wants to kick her comp*

AUBREY:

My Hearts! I order you to find Harry!

*kick*

KAZUKO:

*snicker*

Thatt's right, go where you belong!

AUBREY:

Have any of you ever heard of a Harry/Snape/Sirius/Remus/Lucius/Draco/Ron/Fred/George fic?

Gods I love restrictedsection.org, seriously that's just about all the guys in the books! Whahahaha!!!!!

*laughing her head off*

KAZUKO:

Whoah....

I think I'm going to have to look at that...

*goes off to explore the restricted section of the fanfiction library*

AUBREY:

Well, um, if you want to find that particular one... not that I've read it! It's kinda... listed under... incest.... I swear I didn't read it!!! I just wanted to see what some people write!!!

*runs and hides in the recovering perverts corner*

KAZUKO:

Who said I was gonna read it?

I went to the site, and indeed, found the "NC-17" rating, just as I suspected ^^

Merely investigational ^^

KUAKI:

...that sounds like an orgy, aubrey...

AUBREY:

Well, yeah, but it's still funny^^

GIN:

Hahahaha Harry kicks himself about his wand trick... hahahahaha..

*goes back into her perverted corner of thoughts...*

hahahahaha :D

KAZUKO:

Yush! Go, posteth, you peeps! Elsewise, we will kidnap Bill and make him stay away and not appear!! And we don't want to resort to such barbaric tactics, do we? *evil grin*

KAT:

Luci: No, we DEFINATLY wouldn't want that.

Bill: *is all captured and tied to a chair*

KAZUKO:

Meow. Meow meow, me-meow meow. Hisssss.....

*translation: Wow. whuzzit, bleepy-blop. weeeeeird...*

GIN:

Er........?

KAZUKO:

Un-potty-trained fruzzlebees. The horror of all kind. Though, I would imagine Hagrid thinks them adorable ^^

--Kazuko and a vine that turns into a snake halfway and tickles her/Owner #3, Queen of Synopsis|Summarization!!

KUAKI

...the sad thing is, the most ppl would notice about crabbe and goyle's death would be that all teh sudden, there would be more light in the hallways (because they're not blocking the windows anymore) ...newho..that's that from me....*enough obscure commentary...*