heyo! i suppose u know what this means, but i'll 'splain newho; this is where i put ooc posts that...amuse me ^^
BRIE:
Allright Kuaki! I'll get their attention!
(stReaks by with little clouds covering her... ahem... 'privates')
Bill: *_* My eyes. Oh, Merlin, my eyes. For the love of... vote people! Maybe she'll knock it off!
(dancedancedance)
KAZUKO:
--Kazuko/Blaise Zambini/He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named-Because-His-Name-Gets-Mispronounced-Too-Often
BRIE:
Bill needs a Remus to interact with! @_@ He's getting OLD and stuff!
Bill: ... I think I'm going to be offended. Yeah, pretty sure I'm offended.
MARYANNE:
Aww, Old Billy Willy is offended
BRIE:
Bill: Hey now. There are only two women in the world who can mention my first name in its Christian origins: my mother, and Minerva McGonagall. (crosses arms)
MARYANNE:
You just keep telling yourself that, dear. *snerk*
BRIE:
Bill: Dear's a little better. (gestures so that his thumb and pointer finger are nearly touching) A tiny bit. But not much, mind.
KAZUKO:
Kazuko: Silly Dippy! don't worry, I've gotten my cahracters all mixed up too--yur not alone
Blaise: Yah, she's a ditz. *snick* Ditz!! Hahahahaahaha--
Kazuko: *with wand poking Blaise's head* don't MAKE me silence you.
Blaise: *gulps*
Big V (sure, he's "unnamable", but they never said he was "un-nicknamable"): You patetic excuse for a Slytherin
Blaise: *sniffing in supercillious manner* at least I'm not a pathetic excuse for a dark lord!
Big V: Why you impertinent--
Kazuko: *whacks them both with sledgehammers* There. That should keep the voices quiet for a while. Quietness...eee..k. wait, we dunnae want that, we want to have our characters talking!!For good RP-ing goodness--Shoot, I knocked mine out!! garrgggg...
MARYANE:
*Bellatrix suddenly apparates onto the scene, wand pointed at Kazuko, and a large menacing screech owl on her shoulder*
"Whoever you are, no one wacks the dark lord without having to deal with at least one loyal death eater."
KAZUKO:
*kazuko gets extremely surprised at Bellatrix's entrance. very much surprised. she faints.* Blaise: *poke* *poke* i think you killed her. cool.
~~
He-who-must-not-be-named would like to thank Bellatrix for her very powerful display of loyalty to him, as sadly enough, they don't always make death eaters like they used to.
MARYANE:
Curses! And (it pains me to say it) PLEASE, if you are going to shorten my name, it is Bella. Or Bellatrix. Do it again and you won't live to see the sixth book. *Etrigan shrieks at Kazuko and they disapparate*
BRIE:
Bill would like to protest violent to anyone calling him 'William' with the exception of his mother and Professor McGonagall. ^__^ And he would also like to protest violently to anyone calling him 'Billy', 'Willy', or any combination of those two names thereof. Actually, the only thing a LOT of people can call him is Bill.
(looks over her shoulder) Are you going to put that wand down yet?
Bill: (lowers his wand from my back) ^-^ Yup. I just didn't want to be the unpleasant one. (skitters off)
KAZUKO:
Whoah, who the hey would call Bill anythihg but bill? Bill is..Bill! Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill! why call him anything else?
BRIE:
Bill: (grins delightedly and takes Kazuko's hand, bringing it to his lips) Why thank you, madam. I do believe you and I could be wonderful friends. (winks)
~~
He WON'T be making a habit of this. At least, not if he wants to keep his man-pride intact.
Bill: O_o Feisty.
MARYANE:
Can I kill off Remus and Bill? Pretty please?
KAZUKO:
---Kazuko/Blaise Zambini/Evil Overlord Nasty Guy with Immortality Fascination
KAT:
*plants her Keep them Dead Dammit Association flag in her little corner by Severus*
CARA:
I realise I'm new here and don't hold much sway, but let the girl have her charry! *WAAH* I happen to be a very big *ahem* admirer of Sirius's, and I would be THRILLED to have him back. *Wrenching Kat's Keep Them Dead flag out of the ground.*
KAT:
You dare touch the banner of the Keep Them Dead Dammit Association in anger?! You dare to make a mockery of our sacred mission to keep the importance of a character's death? Oooh, you are asking for such a fine! And once Marvel and DC pay up with their fines, you'll really be in for it!
~~ Founder, President for Life, and Financial Secretary of the KTDDA
MARYANNE:
I agree. Sirius deserved to die. Blood traiter that he was.
-Bellatrix
KAT:
We're only agreeing because I believe in the principle of keeping characters that die dead. I in no way, shape, or form endorse you or your dark master, as he conflicts with my own Dark Lord Chtulhu's designs for the extinction of the human race
MARYANNE:
Ooh! Ooh! I want to join the KTDDA!
KAT:
We currently have an opening for Junior VP in charge of Advertising, if you want the job. Once we get the fines, all money will be split equally amongst the current members of the KTDDA. Right now there are three of us.
CARA:
Sure, I'll be Junior VP in charge of Advertising. Sounds like fun! Who are the others? Who should I tell people to contact if they want to join? Do we want people to join? Or do we only want them to sympathize with our cause? What exactly am I advertising?
I do really share this viewpoint about how dead characters should stay dead. I'll all for it.
DIPPY:
Well... while, I do agree that the death of someone has an importance - I also believe it is possible for people to come back from the dead (not in rl... just, stories and fiction.) anyone watch Buffy?! hehe... So - just for the RPG - I don't see a huge problem with it - but, if people honestly have a problem with it - Moony can find someone else to play. :) Do I feel a poll coming up???
MOONY:
Yes, make a poll! Do it Dippy, do it!
KAT:
Ultimatly, it is not my decision what you do with your RPG. I am mearly making my oppinion known, and as this is an RPG, bringing a character from Harry Potter back from the dead will not incure a fine. We at the KTTDA understand that these are works of the fans, and has no real bearing on the cannon. And, if Moony can play Sirius well (and come up with a very good way for him to come back from the dead (voodoo ritual, anyone?)), then I will cease my objections.
The KTTDA is, in the end, a organization created by fans, for fans, to try and get the companies to see reason, and to keep another "Death of Superman" from happening.
And we slapped Joss Wendon and Mutant Enemy Productions with a $5000 fine for that little stunt with Buffy, and another $5000 for bringing back Spike in Angel, even if he IS a ghost.
KUAKI:
i wanna join~~stupid marvel and naoko takeuchi! ..otay..no, naoko takeuchi isn't too bad, but the way she always kills off her chars and brings them back args me off.
KAT:
As of right now, there's you, me, my brother, and a friend of mine in Kanses. Your job is to increase awareness of our cause, and to encorage out sympathizers to write letters to the biggest offenders (Marvel Comics, DC Comics, Cartoon Network, and the Catholic Church) in order to get them to pay their fines. At the moment, those fines total in excess of 3 million dollars, with the majority of the bill split between Marvel and DC.
We would like more official members... but the more there are, the more ways we have to split the money.
All members of the KTTDA are of course expected to keep watch on various companies that publish books, comics, and but out TV shows, and report in when they reserect characters. The bigger the character and the death, the bigger the fine.
~~
We are looking for a Treasuror still. Our old treasuror got demoted to Enforcer and will not be receving any of the money because he broke our cardnial rule and brought a character of his back from the dead TWICE on a Hunter: the Reckoning RPG.
KAZUKO:
--Kazuko/Blaise Zambini/Lord Vociferous Moldy
--Kazuko/Blaise Zambini/Mister I'm-too-powerful-to-die
--Kazuko/Blaise Zambini/Lord Snakes-in-his-drakes...sense that makes not?
Kazuko/Blaise Zambini/Lord Fancy-shmancy-nickname-dude.
DIPPY:
Seriouy - I must agree, that was a very good post. :) Good descriptions... I could see it in me head! *runs and hides* EWWW! Naked Voldie!
KAZUKO:
..Hey, Blaise is a curious young lad--and a rather well--well, maybe not so well--mannered rogue. How can he help but be *cough* polite?
--Kazuko/Blaise Zambini/Lord Bathrobe!! Hahaha, I gave Dippy nightmares!!! (thus, he is truly evil ^^)
~~
--Oh yah, OT question--I made a poll in one of my other groups, where I asked people what their opinion of Big V was. I voted for; "JKR doesn't develop his character that much", which..yar. Sooo, one of my other answers possible was "WUSS!! Sauran could kick that wanna-be's arse". Now, let's see, in these matches, who would win?
JKR Big V vs Sauron
and
MY Big V vs Sauron?
^^
~~
--Kazuko/Blaise Zambini/He...that-you-prolly-don't-care-much-about.
--Kazuko/Blaise Zambini/Gimme a V! Gimme an O! Gimme an L! Gimme an....S? waitaminnit, the next letters...T-E-A-D??? Hey, who slipped me the study notes for the US Constitution when I wasn't looking?? HEY YOU!!*throws volley of toothpicks at whiney minion* --the volstead act is aka the 18th amendment, which was the temporary Prohibition Act in the US...which, I can assure you, didn't work too well...^^
--Kazuko/Blaise Zambini/Lord...uhm...Wussywart.
--Kazuko/Blaise Zambini/Lord Ex-Bathrobe (muahaha, Dippy!!!)
--kazuko spirals her spiffy broom on her finger ^^
both draco and blaise are spoiled slytherin brats, and Asenka is special. So HAH. it works ^^ Plus, it's being made by a different company, so maybe they're...weiiiiiiirrrrrrdah! ....><
*very much realizes the irrelevance of her reasonings.... ^^*
--Kazuko....*flashes card of Big V nekkie to scare Dippy*
--Kazuko/Blaise Zambini/Se�or Malo a Espa�ol (all you spanish speakers out there will get it ^^)
lord of zippers
~~
--Kazuko/Blaise Zambini/Big shorts...um...
--if any of you haven't realized, quills are going to be a motif with Blaise. ^^
Glad to be a source of entertainment! Of course, we all know that I am completely bull-ing my parseltongue--for all we know, he could REALLY be saying, "I hath Cheez-wiz downeth mine pantaloons" and none of us would really figure that out. ^^
--Kazuko/Blaise Zambini/Lord of the CHEEZEY SNAKEZ
DIPPY:
lol - and here I thought you really could speak parseltougue! lol. :)
KAZUKO:(as the obsessive-compulsive hisser)
"Booyah! I am turd-master of shiznits!"
Big Phat V-death
SAKO:
Lmao, I think he SHOULD start saying crazy things like that. I mean, he is a bit on the loco side. Not quite playing with a full deck there, mm hmm. Plus, what better way to psych Harry out? 'Potter I will kill you. The monkey of Cheez-Wiz has endowed me with its power!' *nods* yup, I wouldn't know what to say to that, for sure.
KAZUKO:
Harry: Sssaee! (damn you, Voldie!)
Voldie: Sa-sa-sa-sa-sa! (Ha ha ha ha ha!)
Harry: Ssssseeeeee-sui-saaa!! (I'm gonna avenge my family and friends!)
Voldie: Seee-saaaassseeeeaaa? (Is that really so, you incapable nitwit?)
Harry: ....Seee-ssoooeeaaa? (...Did you just call me a nitwit?)
Voldie: Suuuaaa-saaa? (What of it?)
Harry: Seeee-ssaaaaaheeaaaaaassaaa... (I was expecting something a little less dorky...)
Voldie: *hiss* Seuusa-sa eehaasaaa.(*cough* says the brat with the bottlecaps)
Harry: Saa! Seeuaa...sssheeaa! (How dare you! They're the..ME fashion!)
Voldie: Seeeeeessseeeeaaahhuuu!! See-ssaahee! (Eeeeeeeeeww!! Potter fashion!)
Harry: See-seeuuuh...(Why you....)
Voldie: Suuu-saaa! Sa-sa-sa-sa-sa...(I win! Ha ha ha ha ha...)
Harry: Shaaaseea! Seeeuusaaaeiiissiiisa, Suu-seeeaa! (Holy cheez! There's Nagisa [is that her name?], butt-naked!)
Voldie:...Seeee...seuusa, siiiiseeeaa. (....Blockhead...She's always naked, she's a snake.)
Harry: Seeuu, seeeaaaheessaa! (Damnit, you're too smart for me!)
Voldie: seeeeuuu. (Damn straight.)
ROWENA:
just me catching simple spelling mistakes that make the whole affair quite humorous...
Severus asked in a dangerously genitle voice as he wheeled Asenka out of the shop, the broom on her lap.
KAZUKO (WHO PLAYS HIS HIGH-ON-POWER-NESS):
OOC--Um...she's entering 6th year, not 5th year, Kuaki-chan. ^^ (IN REFERENCE TO LUNA)
KUAKI:
um...Luna is in the same year as Ginny. So she is entering the 5th year. (how dare u suggest that i be somewhat confused as to any information in reference to luna!!! )
SAKO:
Well, Dippy appears to be dead. *blinks* hey, Dippy's dead! *passes around muffins in celebration. YAY!
*pokes Dippy*