See you've met my
Faithful handyman.
He's just a little brought down
Because when you knocked
He thought you were the candy man.
Don't get strung out by the way I look
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover.
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania
Let me show you around
Maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovey
Or if you want something visual
That's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steve Reeves move.
Well you got caught with a flat, well,
How 'bout that?
Well babies, don't you panic
By the light of the night it'll all seem alright
I'll get you a mechanic
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania
Why don't you stay for the night? (night)
Or maybe a bite? (bite)
I could show you my favorite obsession
I've been making a man
With blonde hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my ......tension
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania
HIT IT HIT IT!!!
I'm just a sweet transvestite (sweet tranvestite)
Sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania.
