Kelly: Ah yes, the beginning of the legend...
Vikki: Not to mention the dumbest one ever...
Kelly: It wasn't dumb! It was just bad graphics.
Vikki: True... And it was pretty big when it first came out.
Kelly: It was? I wasn't even alive when it first came out.
Vikki: Nope, you weren't even conceived in the 70's. (or whenever)
Kelly: I'm gonna hurt you now.
Vikki: Ok.
Kelly: Man, when I first played this game, I thought the old man was freaky!
Vikki: He gave me nightmares...
Kelly: I, uh... I never played this one... I like pie...
Vikki: *slaps forehead* I played this. It was horrible. A side-scrolling nightmare with Link's legs hideously exposed under a VERY short tunic/skirt.
Kelly: Especially apple pie... mmm...
Vikki: ... No comment, man. Anywho, avoid this game. It was still a process of making the legend... (Link had brown hair! Eww!)
Kelly: Apple pie is kinda brown...
Kelly: They copied Mario so much in this one.
Vikki: Well, no wonder, Kel, it's the same people who MADE Mario!
Kelly: Well, this game still freaked me out. When I found out it was all a dream, and then he looked up and saw the wind-fish, I didn't know what was what.
Vikki: (Don't say that, you idiot! Some people haven't finished yet! Like me! *koff koff*) Honestly, I'm not too into Game Boy and other handhelds because I've always been better at consoles. But this was a big step for Link. He looked so CUUTE!
Kelly: And no tights yet... Not that I looked or anything...
Kelly: This is the best Zelda game ever. It's almost as good as that pie...
Vikki: Ah yes, another big step for gameplay. Link was still ugly. VERY ugly.
Kelly: I think he looked cool with his pink hair. And when he fell and died, his eyes widened.
Vikki: Yeah, but if you look in the instruction booklet, he's UGLY. The LEGS, man! The LEGS! You could almost see...
*Both Kelly and Vikki shudder as bad mental images fill their brains*
Kelly: O-Okay, that gave me nightmares... what could be up there...
Kelly: I'm traumatized by this game because I was beaten by a GROWN ADULT and lost a loonie...
Vikki: Well, I'M the MASTER of this game! I got every single Skulltula, every single Heart Piece...
Kelly: *sniffle* And that loonie was REALLY shiny!
Vikki: ...And every mask, and every item...
Kelly: Oh yeah?! Well, I beat Ganon! ... Twice!
Vikki: *pause* Well, my game has a glitch that Ganondorf coughs up green blood instead of red for some weird reason. In short, Ocarina of Time is an awesome game, but it was a tad glitchy.
Kelly: Oh yeah? Mine's gotta glitch where the sword-Goron guy looks REALLY big!
Vikki: Uh, Kelly...? That's not a glitch...
Kelly: ...Oh...
Kelly: I like the dancing mask... *does a little jig*
Vikki: *slaps him* Kelly! Concentrate! Can you not see Nintendo is hinting that they're going to destroy the world?! WE MUST SEEK SHELTER!!!
Kelly: I like controlling animals with the marching mask... And I like the dancing girls...
Kelly: Never played it and heard bad things about it...
Vikki: Eh, it's a cute sequel to Link's Awakening. And you find out more about the three goddesses, who are oracles of nature. I also have the manga (Japanese Comic Book) of Seasons. I'll post a pic once I get a new scanner...
Kelly: I played it at Zeller's and met a talking tree. What's with that?
Vikki: It's tradition! Link walks along and bumps into a talking tree that rather swallows him or tells him what to do and giving him a freaking stone!
Vikki: Oh God, another Game Boy game? With MIDGETS?! When will these people REALIZE we need HOT MEN?!
Kelly: Vikki! Stop that! This is a serious topic! We're talking about Zelda here!
Vikki: Oh, you're right. Forgive me.
Kelly: I like it that it's FINALLY multiplayer. Now I can take out my friends. And the original Link to the Past now has some neat sounds.
Vikki: Link sounds like a little kid... That makes me really sad...
Kelly: *shakes head*
Vikki: This one was met with mixed feelings. First of all, it was cel-shaded with cuuute little midgets and some people didn't like that. The plus-side was a whole new storyline of Link's descendants a hundred years later and you get to see some awesome stuff!
Kelly: I liked this one. I like rolling into the lady with the bottle on her head and breaking it and watching her freak out.
Oh, and they re-animated old badguys!
Vikki: Not to mention the music. In short, go buy this game. Now.
Kelly: The rarest Zelda game of them all. Not much is known about it except that you play as Zelda to save Link.
Vikki: And speaking of rare games, there were actual old CG-Games where there would be a small cartoon, then you'd play a little Zelda old-school game. I remember one being called Wand of Gamelon or something but I heard they were pretty dumb. And Link was still ugly...
