KEN STREMSKY TELLS SOME JOKES

      I do not expect anyone else to think my jokes are funny.
      It is only important that I think my jokes are funny.  Art
      is in the eye of the creator of the art.

      A friend of mine said I should use the following 
      slogan. 

      "It's not whether you win or lose, it's the beer 
      you choose." I do not think I will be using it 
      because I am no longer able to drink alcohol 
      because of the medication I take. 

      I wrote most of the following jokes a while ago. 

      Question: 

      Why did the wild turkey cross the road? 

      Answer: 

      He saw Benjamin Franklin coming toward him with a 
      kite during a rain and thunder storm. 

      Question: 

      Why did the dolphin change the television station? 

      Answer: 

      Flipper was on another channel. 

      Question: 

      Why didn't Leonardo Da Vinci fly a kite? 

      Answer: 

      He was trying to make a helicopter. 

      Question: 

      Why didn't Michaelangelo make a girlfriend for David? 

      Answer: 

      He knew only God could create the perfect woman.