- Do the thing that makes him gone! -- Hope
- Reality stepped out here five minutes ago. -- Me
- Miss Parker's1 actually being human. // No! That means I can't hate her anymore. -- Hope, Me
- Glorified porn show2 -- Me
- It's all that and a bag of chips. -- Hope
- Icky! -- Me
- I'm in a Druish3 mood today. -- Me
- Ex-boyfriend convention -- Me
- I'm going to cut off her head and feed it to the carnivorous fish. -- Mary
- Excuse me, I have to shave my tongue. -- Adam
- Joss4 is an evil bastard and should do the Dance of Shame for what he's done. -- Me
- No pun intended // There never is -- Hope, Me
- I mock you with your monkey pants. -- Hope
- That thing! You know, that thing! -- Hope
- Foshy! -- Me
- The "That" quotes -- Hope
- Give in to your inner Mountie. -- Me
- But people will talk! -- Me
- *Subject* Spiel -- Hope
- Screw proper grammar! -- Hope
- What the devil!?! -- Me
- You son of a two-legged female goat! -- Hope
- I like him - he doesn't get stuck in my teeth. -- Hope?
- Window boy -- Kim
- Wild torrid affair -- Me
- Run-by frogging -- Kim
- It's a mob thing. -- Hope
- Hey look - there's Nick! -- Julie
- I can get dressed in 15 minutes. -- Me
- Pope-boy -- Me Old Mum
- Smoke because no one should infringe on your right to cough up black phlegm. -- Kim
- Lancelot... somewhere between a "Damn" and a "Whiny Bastard". -- ?
- I knew if I said sex long enough, it'd get me somewhere. -- Kim
- Enjolrases overthrow things, Combeferres use logic, Laigles trip over things and Rs follow Apollos. Courfeyracs flirt and Feuillys rant about Poland. Bahorels break things. Prouvaires are endlessly poetic. Marius- no one's been able to stop Marius from gazing at the pretty girl to ask him what he does, yet.5 -- Amy
- And Jolys sneeze. 5 -- Me
- You're not allowed to know about the future when you're in Reality anyway, unless you really /are/ Apollo, so just write yourself an ordinary day. You know, got up, gave your breakfast to the poor, scowled at R, went to school, argued your professors into quivering heaps, scowled at R, whent home and didn't write to your parents, went to Musain, scowled at R, made a speech, scowled at R, made another speech, scowled at R, and another one... -- Amy (telling a stubborn Andre Enjolras to quit whining and talk to his typist.)
1: A character from The Pretender.
2: Refers to Dawson's Creek.
3: Drusilla, an insane vampire from Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
4: Joss Whedon is the creator of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. The Dance of Shame refers to an Angel episode in which he made a cameo appearance as a demon who danced. Sort of.
5: Characters from Les Miserables.
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