Master of the Church
Many, many apologies to Alain Boublil and Claude-Michel Schonberg for this filk of "Master of the House" from the musical Les Miserables.
Welcome my friends
Sit yourself down
And meet the best religion in town
As for the rest
The Devil's spawn
Surrounding us all
On Satan's front lawn
Seldom do you see
Righteous girls like me
A friend who's heaven sent
Who'll convert you to be
Master of the Church
Giving you that look
Ready with a handshake
And a holy book
Give your secrets out
Makes a little stir
The lunch table appreciatates
My elbows here
Glad to give my friends salvation
Pleased to show the Christian way
But swearing gets you nowhere
Everything's godly that I say
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