Shocking! Amazing! Unbelievable! Probably because it's not true!

An actual, never before seen photo of my meeting with Ric Flair. Can you believe my luck? I was just standing in the dorm the other day when Ric Flair came in unescorted and put his arm around me and said, "Kim Shable, you're a damn fine woman. I want you to become the 6th and final Mrs. Ric Flair and make me the happiest fourteen-time wrestling heavyweight champion of the world... in the world. What you wrote on your t-shirt is true-- I want you." Then he ripped off his shirt and posed with me in the hall, only to disappear again into the night, leaving me only a single feather from his Nature Boy boa. It was truly the night of nights.

Eric Conveys an Emotion: How can you not enjoy a guy who spends his free time posting pictures of himself making faces on the Internet?

Ashland Poetry Press: There's really nothing too special about this site, except that I designed it. I am the greatest Assistant Editor of the Ashland Poetry Press EVER!

Miami Herald: Having never lived in Miami, I've never really found this paper too useful, except that my hero and mentor Dave Barry's column runs in it. Therefore, it is the greatest newspaper EVER!

Quizbox: You are very much like an animal. "Crap!" You're saying. "If only I knew which animal!" Well, here at Quizbox, you can find out.

Tapper: I don't know how many of you remember Tapper. It was, so far as I can remember, an early DOS game that I used to play with my cousins all the time in their basement, in which a bartender has to fill the glasses of thirsty and demanding pub patrons. And here it is, for your enjoyment!

Jill Sobule: One of the most underrated singers of all time. Who can deny the skill of a songwriter who can incorporate Paul McCartney AND Orson Welles into one song?

University of North Carolina at Wilmington: Where I hope to one day pursue my MFA in creative writing. Also, conveniently located in Ric Flair's home state!