Random freestyles i made up. They're not really freestyles since they fucking took me 10 minutes each to think of. Im a fucking idiot.

Freestyle #1
i own a duck. i gave it a fuck. i gave it a buck and wished for some luck before i gave my eyebrows a pluck. one of them got stuck so i ran it over with a truck. come over here and give my huge penis a fuck before a tuck it in.

Freestyle #2
dont mess with the best cuz im better than the rest. you're rhymes are cheap so be my guest. try to battle me as you walk off in shame. you better watch your aim cuz ill own you like max payne. im insane when it comes to this game. your insults are lame and after this song you'll know my name

Freestyle #3
your rhyming skillz sux. all your skillz are luck. everyone knows you're bad so dont be sad or mad. just be glad that im not even trying. go home before you start crying or maybe even dying cuz you fucking suck at buying your rhymes. i saw you reading off your hand at times. you hear those chimes. those sounds are from your funeral after commiting to many crimes

Freestyle #4
juss stop now, i said bye. but i guess youll juss cry so ill make u look dumb again. right in front of my freind. your rymes are all over the place not near my face. u jump up ill shot u down, tell your mom i mad eu look like a clown. i think i am done talking with u, but u can have a few seconds to regain the pain i brought 2 u. but 4 now im gone , your mom waiting in her thong, thats the gong of the bell rining ending this fight u lost to me again so have a good night