Author: Krzykrzy^.^
So, Koray and James set off to Wal-Mart, having not a clue that they'd just been led into a very stupid predicament. It took long enough just to get there-after spending $30,000 at a mushroom shop for a map to Wal-Mart, Koray, being not so intelligent, led them all straight into the Desert of No Return. Well, after gaining a rugged look and koray having his shoes torn off by a giant sand eel, they got even more lost. Fortunately for them, a sandstorm swept them into a portal which flung them right over to the entrance to Wal-Mart, where they headed straight to the video games department with Koray leading the way. "GIVE ME WIND WAKER OR GIVE ME DEATH!!!" Koray screamed at the top of his lungs to the poor innocent Wal-Mart associate. With a mumbled "if you insist.." the clerk pressed a button under the counter and the store security police dudes (that's SSPD) came running after them with all kinds of lethal weapons from Unreal Tournament 2003. Koray responded with "AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and ran out of Wal-Mart in search of hiding, and in the meanwhile James was distracted by a rubix cube. Koray quickly found an escape and hid in the ampm gas station thingy (yeah smart move when you're bein chased w/ explosive weapons) While Koray bought lottery tickets to pass time, James finished the rubix cube and then realized everyone was gone. Soooo he went outside and when he saw the group of police cars in front of ampm, he could easily guess what had happened: Koray escaped back into the Nintendo world after sneaking out a copy of Wind Waker somehow and then sent a stampede of miniature elephants into ampm as a distraction. That MUST be it, James thought, considering Koray could not be stupid enough to be in there� so since he had nothing better to do at that point than use the rubix cube and an insane mathematical formula to transport himself back to Nintendo world and hope Koray would be waiting. Meanwhile, the SSPD is closing in on Koray, who now must find SOME way back to Nintendo World� All of a sudden Koray snapped out of his lottery-ticket-buying-daze and decided to�
Create an atom bomb with a bag of Fritos to stop the SSPD
Disguise himself as a giant pack of Yugioh cards and casually walk out in search of a way back to Nintendo World |
