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| Author: Lyrical Lyrics Now Dirk, Kram, and Frank go up to live on Mars in a happy little world. That is, until they find out that there is a swarm of shoe-eating leprecauns living on the same planet! NOOOOO!!!!! About 8684834083594834823 leprecauns begin to attack Dirk, Kram, and Frank with their shoe-eating antics! They have their shoes ripped off, and then they run by a 1600 level shoestore, making the leprecauns detour. After running some more, they don't even realize it, but they run straight into a large ocean which had engulfed the surface of Mars! They keep running, and they look up, and the only thing that they see is a whole bunch of flowers in the sky. Suddenly, they run into a little dude named Spongebob Squarepants! they decide to befriend the little sponge, and use him as a decoy fighting machine! All of the sudden, they run into Ailuj, who also has a decoy! Kram, Dirk, and Ailuj all decide to fight, using their decoy fighters! Kram and Dirk first send out Spongebob Squarepants , and Ailuj sends out her own gay prostitute! Now, even Spongebob's sponge-water attacks couldn't stop the gay prostitute from trying to "do" stuff to him, and Spongebob runs away from all of them in pure horror. Well I guess that's it for good ol' Spongebob. Now that Dirk and Kram have angered Ailuj, what are they going to do about the gay prostitute???!!! Go chase after Spongebob Use the gay prostitute to Dirk and Kram's advantage |