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That Suicide is Painless
It brings on many Changes
And I can take or leave it if I please

I try to find a way to make
All our little joys relate
Without that ever-present hate
But now I know that it's too late

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The game of life is hard to play
I'm gonna lose it anyway
This losing card I'll someday lay
So this is all I have to say

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The only way to win is cheat
And lay it down before I'm beat
And to another give my seat
For that's the only painless feat

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The Sword of Time will pierce our skins
It doesn't hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The Pain grows stronger: Watch it grin

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A brave man once requested me
To answer questions that are key
Is it to be or not to be?
And I replied Oh, why ask me?

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And you can do the same thing if you please!