Name: Stefany

Sun Sign: Aries...I'm like the stereotypical fucking Aries. Aggressive, brassy...a total bitch, but you can't help but like me anyways, because I'm fun to be around.

A few favorites: Austin has to be my pick for "favorite place I've lived." It's got a ton of character to it. I'm a sketch comedy connoiseur...I used to religiously watch stuff you probably didn't know existed. I'm a film nerd. I like 'em pretentious and artsy. I like guys who have serious trust issues and/or delusions of talent.

Relation to Crystal: I know Crystal from high school. I don't remember meeting her for the first time, maybe because she's just one of those people you feel like you've known forever, or maybe I've just fried my brain with "college experimentation." She's a genuinely cool person who I don't get tired of. Also: we have lots of sex.

My Motto is: I'll be in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah.

Website: Not yet. My roommate's putting up a house website in the next couple of weeks. In the meantime, I found something I wrote well over a year ago. You can read it here.