Scarcely a day goes by without I hearing about some marriage destroyed or arranged by the web of lust. The time has come for me take advantage of this cybernetic meat-market. In fine, I am looking for a husband, and you, lucky surfer may be eligible.
But, what's in it for you I hear you ask? Well, an American Passport for one, is a highly desirable thing for dozens around the globe. But there are other reasons why you might wish to marry me. (besides the obvious, my beauty and grace and great wit.)
This compitition is open to all biological males between the ages of 13 and 40. To enter, simply send me a short, concise essay explaining why I should marry you (or your retarded ward). Hint: if you choose to tell me why you want to marry me. Keep it brief, if its the passport your after, for example, don't bang on about how much your governments persecuting you or whatever- concentrate on how you intend to make ME happy.
Spelling and punctuation will be taken into account. If you can't write or don't speak english, then send a photograph of yourself and a picture of something you can build or fix.
