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Tatum: I'm hungry.
Kay: You're hungry!? How could you possibly be hungry. You just ate!
Tatum: Uh, okay, I ate today.
Cheeks: (sprawls out onto the couch) Let's play a board game.
Mandy: Um, okay. A...a board game. Hmm. And, uh, and what board game would we play, Cheeks?
Cheeks: Monopoly. Seems the only...logical choice, in my opinion.
Tatum: (looks at Kay) I am not going to play Monopoly with you.
Kay: Oh come on, Tatum. Why not?
Tatum: Because you just...you get entirely too competitive. (pauses for a second) Can I jump online? (bounds into Kay's room)
Kay: Can you...jump online? Who says that? (follows Tatum)
Mandy: Cheeks, why're we watching the news?
Cheeks: I like to keep up with, current events Mandy. We all should keep up with what's going on in the world.
Kay: C'mon Tatum, what can we do?
Tatum: (sighs heavily) What can we do?
Cheeks: Yeah. We should go somewhere and, uh, freak ourselves out.
Kay: Mandy, where should we go?
Mandy: (eyes shoot open) Now how the hell should I know?
Tatum: She's not from around here, Kay. Hey! We could go to Mount...
Cheeks: (rudely interrupting) Yeah Tatum, where should we go?
Tatum: Well, we could...
Kay: (rudely interrupting) Huh Shannon??
Tatum: We could, uh. It's stupid.
Kay: Awww, c'mon.
Cheeks: We won't think it's stupid.
Tatum: We could go to Mount Albion?
Cheeks: What's that?
Tatum: It's, like, this mountain place in a cemetery back home.
Kay: Back home. Tatum, that's like...an hour and fff...twenty minutes away.
Cheeks: That's out of the way?
Kay: Yes. Going to Albion is not on my list of things to do tonight.
Mandy: Okay, Mr. "Let's go to the Wegmans in Pittsford".
Kay: We did have an excellent time, did we not?
Cheeks: Well...
Tatum: My car almost di...and we could've been stranded on the side of the freakin', uh, 390 for, like, ever?
Mandy: Eh, not necessarily. I would've come and got you.
Cheeks: Very reassuring, Mandy.
Kay: So Tatum, are you stull hungry?
Tatum: Yes! I. Am starving!
Kay: So...make some mac and cheese.
Tatum: Kay you...you know where everything in this apartment is! You get up and make it!
Kay: (three seconds later) Could you make me mac and cheese?
Tatum: (grumbles, clanking pots together)
Kay: It...it tastes so much better when, when you make it.
Cheeks: Oooo, score one for Kay.
Mandy: Yeah, that was pretty slick.
Tatum: Oh shut the hell up.
(murmurs of current events spew from the TV for two minutes>
Cheeks: So. how 'bout that board game?

Fin.