Random National Facts Bird: Penguin
Flower: Sunflower
Song: "Ready To Go" - Republica
Sport: ice hockey
Drink: Mike's Hard Lemonade
National History 1989 - Amandashtan declares independence from Soviet Union -- government becomes "Communism done right"
1991 - Pearl Jam releases "Ten", Nirvana releases "Nevermind", R.E.M. releases "Out Of Time" - Amandashtan's Royal Highness For Life, Biotch! Amanda takes office; New Kalamazoo named capital
1992 - Amandashtan National Charter drawn up and signed by all citizens
All citizens have the right to just be themselves; there's no one here you need to impress by showing off in front of, and frankly no one really gives a shit.
Hockey is everything. Therefore, all citizens have the right to bear hockey sticks.
All criminals shall be subjected to punishments both cruel and unusual because hey, that's just how I work okay?
My philosophy is if you're mature enough to drive, you're mature enough to drink. I think a good age for both these things is 16. However, the Zero Tolerance Law is in effect throughout the entire island, because we already do enough stupid things.
We the collective fear change, and try to stray from it.
Legislative System - the ruling class makes all the rules, and since I rule...
Judicial System - Tribal Council -- and if the Royal Highness For Life, Biotch! is unhappy with you in any way, shape, or form, you're voted off the island
1994 - The Great Amandashtan Uprising - takes place after Rangers finally win the Stanley Cup; New Kalamazoo renamed Forsberg City
1996 - Citizens are "...sick and freakin' tired of living in a town named after a Swedish hockey player...", decide to branch out over the island
Sleet & Brimstone
