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The arena goes dark at the house show in Buffalo, NY. The patients begin to stir as maniacal laughter is heard over the PA once again as Tommy Dreamer still sits in the ring when voices come through the laughter.
I AM THE INNOVATOR OF VIOLENCE...
I AM THE MANBEAST.....
I AM THE BIG FREAKIN' MACHINE....
I AM THE PSYCHO BITCH FROM HELL...
I Don't Think We're In Kansas Anymore, Toto!?
WELCOME TO THE HCW PSYCH WARD.....
  
Dreamer's Scream is heard and the patients begin scream as The Psych Ward Anthem, 'Takedown', begins to play as Rhyno, Kane & Victoria appear in the archway and make their way to the ring.
 
Dreamer stands up in the ring with a confused look on his face as his Psych Ward patients enter the ring.
Rhyno walks up to Dreamer and whispers something in his ear and hands him a piece of paper. Dreamer looks at the paper and laughs then brings the mic to his lips as the music fades.
Dreamer: My Psych Ward patients have jus brought it to my attention that apparently The Psych Ward has bigger fish to fry this coming Monday on Raw! I have just been informed that in this very ring on Monday...in one corner you'll have the HCW Psych Ward and in the other corner three bumms who call themselves a Triple Threat!
The patients in the crowd start to scream at the sound of the news as Dreamer continues.
Dreamer: Also, my esteemed fellow Psychotic, Rhyno here, has passed me a message, allegedly from Sean O'Haire which I would like to read for you now!
The patients scream louder.
Dreamer: Dr. Dreamer.....I regret that, I, Sean O'Haire will not be available to make our appointnment down in the ring this evening, because I'm too much of a *ussy to come and face you one on one! I would rather take a guitar shot than take a Singapore Cane across my pea sized melon a few times for fear that doing so may jeopardize not only my US Title shot this Monday, but also my career here in HCW! I also here that you have a match against Triple Threat this Monday, and I wish all the best in beating the hell out them instead of interfering in my match against Jeff Jarrett! Again, I must apologize that my yellow streak has gotten the better of me and maybe we can sit down and share a bottle of Windex sometime! Regretfully...Scared $*itless....Rhyno...uh Sean O'Haire! Well, Sean, I don't think we'll be sharing a bottle of Windex anytime soon! But since you've decided to back out of this, I guess I can focus on the Three Bums...Triple H....Nathan Jones...and Matt Hardy! Well, boys, this has been a long time coming and Tommy Dreamer has been waiting for this match for a long time! I've said it before and I'll say it again....Dreamer...Rhyno...and Kane are the only Triple Threat in the HCW today! And this Monday on Raw, The Psych Ward will prove once and for all! We've never backed down from you before and we sure as hell aren't going to do it now! Especially to one guy who figures he's a freakin' sprinkler system; spitting water everywhere! Another one who think he's a nutbar just cuz he was in solitary confinment for god knows how many years! You think you're crazy, Nathan....you may well be....but you aren't even at the surface of where we can and will go! It takes alot more than voices in your head! I can tell you that much! And as for the sad little internet junkie, Matt Hardy...Well, that boy's carpo-tunnel syndromes gonna be so bad, his arm will fall off when he makes a tag!! But don't think that the Psych Ward's taking you lightly, gentlemen! No..No! I know you were the HCW Champion, Hunter, I know what you're capable of, but you see...You three have no idea what the Psych Ward is capable of! We are unpredictable and virtually unstoppable! And this Monday on Raw, the Doctor and his patients are making a house call! So, don't make any plans at all, boys cuz you are no threat, it's time to take your medicine and payback an old debt! You're prescriptions will be filled and you will be billed, with a big ol'can of pain and chaos, cuz you will be just another set of victims in the path of the Psych Ward and the Innovator of Violence! Dr. Beast....Dr. Beast...a Gore is needed in the arena...Dr. Manbeast!
Dreamer hands the mic to Rhyno.
Rhyno: That's right, Dr. Dreamer! Three Gores for three bores!! That's the prescription for those three jokers! I hope you guys are covered by Blue Cross, although I don't really know if you're covered for being cut in half by a Raging Rhyno; being ripped to shreds by a Freakin' Machine or being beaten to within an inch of your lives by a Perpatrating Innovator of Violence, but one things for certain, boys, you'll be lucky to get out of this match alive! If you do somehow, don't worry, it's a short trip from the Psych Ward to the ER! {Laughs.} Just tell them the Psych Ward sent you and they'll know what to do! They'll put you out of your misery or they'll just send you back for another beating cuz this is the Psych Ward...You Check In; But you don't Check out!! Dr. Machine...Dr. Machine....Tombstone needed in the morgue....Dr. Machine....Tombstone needed in the morgue...Stat!
Rhyno hands the mic to Kane.
Kane: Dr. Machine is on the case, Dr. Beast! It will be a cold day in hell before the likes of Triple Threat makes it through the morgue! Cuz I don't think there will be enough left of them to preserve for the autopsy! Just take what left of them, put them into body bags and toss them on the pile! I'll be sure to have some fresh Tombstones ready and waiting for Triple Threat! The First, for Matt Hardy, will read "Version 1.0; The Only One! The Last...Thank God!".....The Second, for Nathan Jones....which will read, "G'day, G'night and G'riddance, Mate!" and Last and most certainly, least, we have Triple H's Tombstone which will read...."Phew, I'm so happy that hemmoriods off my @$$!" So, as my esteemed colleagues have already eluded to....Don't make any plans for Monday night, cuz you're about to check into the Psych Ward...and you will not be getting out...you will just REST IN PEACE!
'Takedown' begins to play again as the Psych Ward all raise their hands and scream for all their patients then exit to the backstage area. Screen fades to commercial.
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