| Ten most memorable moments- 2000-2002 |
| -Pissing in a water bottle on top of Uluru, as Japanese women took mid-stream photographs. Waiting till I got down was not an option. -Pretending to be an Olympic athlete at Sydney 2000. Signing autographs, posing with babies, making it on international TV and radio. My 15 minutes were great! -Having Anna Kournakova wink at me at the 2001 Australian Open. I dont care what you think, it was a wink, not a fly in her eye! -Five months of sunsets in St. Kilda Beach, Melbourne. Not the dryest, or the best, but the most memorable. -Walking through the ancient city of Petra in Jordan. Amazing! I was Indiana Jones for a day. -Being photographed and touched on the head, back, arm, leg, crotch, and arse by an obscene amount of Vietnamese due to my uncanny resemblance to Mike Tyson. Not. I look meaner than that pansy. -Dressing like an Egyption to rip them off for a change. I could pass for a local as long as I wore the gown and rapped my head like a Genie. -Three days touring the Temples of Angkor. I saw some of the best ruins to date, but couldnt findLara Croft. -Keeping up with all you Aussie and Brit folk on the boos. You all know I can drink damn well for an Indian yank! -Chillin in Palestine. |
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