Here is a selection of his 'great' humour -
Eddy - "Ian, what time is it"
Ian - *looks down at his watch* "ermmm time you got a watch HAHAHAHA!!" (according to Eddy he did this everytime he ased what the time was)
Ian - *whilst walking into Eddys house everyday* "Heloo Gay boys!!"
Ian - *at New Years Eve, pissed as a Newt*
"Ben, are you ever gonna get your hair cut?"
"Ben who did that to your hair, do you want me to sort them out?"
"Ben have you ever seen the sun" (totally random by now we were all creaseing)
"Ben I've got a new name for you, 'Captain Haircut'!"
*after noticing I was laughing at him* "Dave, do you wanna take this outside eh??"
Debs *whilst on holiday after nairly drownding in the sea* "Why didn't you rescuse me Ian!?"
Ian *whilst having a pint* "I'm not the Incredible Hulk you know!"
Ian *whilst having a meal in a posh resturant with his parents, Debs, Eddy and James*
"What French, has two thumbs and like's blowjobs?.....Moi!!!" (points to himself with said thumbs, whilst everyone slaps their forehead in fustration)
One day Eddy woke up and went into his kitchen to find a note of his bench which said "Edd is a gay boy....and so is James"
Once, when I was walking to Bens house (who lives next door Eddy) I saw Ian watering the plants with a hose in Eddy's front garden and as usual I started to laugh (I can't help laughing everytime I see him now becase of New Years Eve) As I called on Ben he said "Hi" trying to act normal before attempting at least 10 times to squirt water at me then pretend to be working when I turned to look at him. Once Ben aswered the door he said "Hello Ben *pointing at bens hair* look ben you missed a bit! Did you use a basin to cut that??! hahahhaha"
In concluding, this is proof that Ian is the funniest bloke ever but really you need to hear him say the jokes, coz reading them is shit.