DA
HIP HOP
WITCH

1999 *1/2 83 mins.

A few funny moments are all that earn this film its half star. This film is, truly, a trial to sit through. Basically, all it is is "interviews" with various hip hop, rap, and pop stars about ther encounters with "Da Hip Hop Witch" interlaced with a very, very, very weak story about an aspiring reporter who wants to get the truth of the story. Despite its 83 minute length, it seemed as though this film dragged on forever. This film is very, very repetitive. "Don't f*** with the witch!" "Stay away from the witch!" &Don't mess with the motherf***ing witch!" "Don't f*** with the f***ing witch, G** d*** you!" Okay, after the first five minutes, we get the point. We don't want to f*** with the G** d*** motherf***ing witch, you f***ing motherf***ers, so stop f***ing telling us not to f*** with the f***ing witch! Don't mess with this movie. It is a complete waste of time. The only realy highlights of the film are Eminem's scenes and Vanilla Ice's scenes.
Rated R for pervasive strong language.