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| Megatron vs The Tick |
| Round 2 Fight 6 |
| The big blue beast known simply as The Tick walks into the arena. He looks around and wonders aloud: "I wonder if my foe will be another wily piece of toast, or perhaps a ball of bloated pink fluff?" Megatron enters the arena. "Who is the idiot that I have to fight in this stupid tournament?" "I am that idiot! Who wants to know?" Relpies The Tick with a grin. "I am Megatron, leader of the Decepticons. You shall now become one of many slaughtered at my hands you tiny blue tick." |
| "Yes friend, it is true that you are taller in stature but can you defeat a Man-Eating Cow? Or The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight? I think not!" "Enough idle chit-chat, lets finish this!" Megatron lifts his right arm and points it at The Tick, his cannon pointing right at his head. |
| A blast powerful enough to destroy a fellow Transformer bursts out of Megatron's cannon. The Tick in engulfed in the blast and when the smoke clears he is nowhere to be found. Megatron starts to laugh. "He was more pathetic than that chair-faced freak I fought in the first round." "Pathetic? The Tick is many things, but is hardly pathetic." "Huh? Who said that?" Tick taps Megs on the side of the head. "I'm right here big guy, now tell me, do you give up or will I have to use force to win this fight?" Megatron says nothing, he just reaches up and grabs The Tick and then throws him to the ground. A big crater is formed as The Tick hits the arena floor. Megatron fires several shots from his cannon, making sure to finish off our favorite blue super hero. Megatron starts to walk out of the arena when he hears it, the battle cry of The Tick. "SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!" The Tick jumps out of the hole in the ground and lands right in front of Megatron. "OK friend, I have asked nicely but now we will have to end this. No giant robot guy with a big fancy gun is going to defeat The Tick!" "Wanna bet?" With this stated Megatron reaches down and picks up The Tick. He rolls him around like a child rolling Play-Doh into a ball. Snaps and cracks are heard, but not one scream. Megs then throws The Tick torwards the ground once more, into the same crater that was created before. Megatron then transforms into his gun mode and fires into the hole. The Tick crawls to the top of the crater then, with his final breath says: "Beaten by a giant robot that turns into a tiny gun, KEEN!" With that The Tick's body goes limp and Megatron transforms and leaves the arena with a small grin on his face. |