Disclaimer
Ultimate Death
Tournament
- The Fights
- Post Tournament
But that's what it came down to though, the money. Whoever was cuttin' the checks wrote good 'ol Wade a nice one, and he wasn't going to disappoint. Then, for
"What the hell are you supposed to be?"
The creature responds his question in a Japanese sounding language, but it makes no sense to Deadpool, all he can pick out is
"Yeah, well whatever. I was paid to kill you, you innocent little bundle of cuteness, and now is the time for you to say sayanara!"
"Heh, that was a good line."
After his self congratulation, Deadpool removes two large guns from his belt and begins to fire on Winbee. Acting quickly, Winbee uses her rocket pack to dodge the bullets. Winbee then produces her own weapon, a big blue blaster almost as big as herself. She fires the weapon directly at Deadpool, but Deadpool leaps out of the way, just barely missing the beam. Winbee turns quickly and fires again, this time hitting Deadpool. Deadpool drops to his knees and looks at the missing left side of his body and screams.
"Why?! Why?! Oh why me, now I'm horribly disfigured! Damn you Winbee, I will get my revenge for this!"
Deadpool continues to scream as his healing factor kicks in and his body mends itself.
"Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, I got this nifty healing factor, I can't be killed. Yeah, I'd run now if I were you."
Deadpool drops both his guns and pulls out his katana. Winbee just stares back at him with her rather large heart-shaped eye. She then takes stance and fires up her jetpack.
"Oh, a game of chicken eh? Let's dance you fluffy cute ball from hell."
Deadpool takes off running towards Winbee and Winbee fires off toward Deadpool, left fist forward. They meet each other in the middle and Deadpool goes flying backwards. Winbee flies off to the left and bounces off the arena wall. She turns around and then bounces off the other wall, heading in the direction of Deadpool. Deadpool picks himself up off the ground, dusts himself off, and then looks to his left. Winbee is heading straight for his head and all he has time to do is lift his katana in front of himself for protection. Winbee connects with the katana and gets stuck to it. Pink blood oozes out of Winbee as she struggles to pull herself from the sword.
"Hey you cute little bastard, get off my sword!"
Deadpool then starts shaking the katana back and forth until Winbee drops to the ground. Winbee rolls over and looks up at Deadpool. She whispers some more gibberish, but all Deadpool can make out is the word "die".
"Die huh? Uh.......okay!"
Deadpool then shoves his katana through Winbee's cute little heart-shaped eye and pink goo shoots everywhere. As Deadpool picks up his discarded guns and re-holsters them he looks down at his costume and sees it covered with pink goo.
"Aw man! That damn thing got ooze all over my suit!"