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Ultimate Death
Tournament
- The Fights
- Post Tournament
"I know I can win today, you know why? Because Justice is on my side, and Justice is a cruel, unforgiving mistress of the night that won't simply serve you tea, but slice the lemons too!"
Just then a small pink ball enters the arena and walks up to Tick. The pink thing looks up at Tick with two of the cutest eye balls you have ever seen.
"Egads man! What happened to your neck?! Your just a head with arms!"
The pink thing continues to stare up at our big blue hero.
"Now step aside sir, I am here to face a master of villiany, someone so heinous as to "suck" things and call himself.....Kirby."
At the sound of his voice Kirby starts to frantically wave his arms back an forth and make a faint squeaking noise.
Tick then bounds over to the left side of the arena and starts to inspect a piece of metal. He silently mumbles nonsense to himself while Kirby stands in the middle of the arena completely confused. Kirby then wanders over behind Tick and strongly inhales. He stands there for a moment looking as if he will explode. Then, with a strong gust, Tick comes flying out of Kirby, hitting the wall. He stands himself up and looks at Kirby. He now has a blue costume and antenne just like Tick.
"Are you Kirby?"
The puff just nods.
"Then you, my curious little friend, shall soon be defeated. No longer will you suck up innocent beings into your undying bowels of evil!"
Tick then charges at Kirby, only to have Kirby punch him directly in the gut. Tick falls to his knees and gasps.
"Well, I see you not only stole my great fashion sense, but my strength as well. It will do you no good though you Pepto Bismol-colored fiend!"
Tick then gives Kirby a punch of his own and watches the small-statured ball fly back and hit the opposite wall. Kirby then pukes up a yellow star and returns to his normal pink color. Kirby then blows himself up like a balloon and flies over top of Tick to hide. Kirby then turns himself into a rock and drops down on Tick's head.
"There you are fella, where did you get of to?"
Tick says this not even noticing the bump on the head. Kirby then inflates himself again, but this time Tick grabs his feet.
"Oh no my cunning little friend, it is time for your evil to end!"
Then, with a flick of his wrist, Tick sends Kirby flying straight to the center of the sun.