| UC entrance essay: topic number 1 How have you taken advantage of the education opportunities you have had to prepare for college? I have taken advantage of the education opportunities by taking rigorous classes, such as SRC, Wood shop and introduction to computers. I have also joined clubs, such as GLA, gay and lesbian alliance; NWA, niggahs with attitude; and hentai club. Although the clubs and classes that are offered at my school do not provide the challenges that fully utilize my potentials, I took the classes very seriously and tried to maintain the 49% tardy/absent percentage. Ok now let's cut the shit. As you are reading this essay, I am holding your parents and relatives as hostages in my basement. Once I receive the denial letter, I will kill all the hostages, INSTANTLY. However, your relatives and parents will walk out of my basement alive only if I receive the acceptance letter in.. o lets say.. a week. All your activities are being monitored for I have planted numerous surveillence in your home. Have fun grading. =D Tell us about a talent, experience, contribution, or personal quality you will bring to the UC My talent is sex. Is there anything you would like us to know about you or your academic record that you have not had the opportunity to describe elsewhere in the application? you have a week left. |