| Rules for our conversation 1. Always start a conversation by saying "so" For example, " So... what are we doing today?" 2. Use "age" at the end of every word. For example, "Ownage" 3. When describing a situation, always say "Are We" at the end of each sentence. For example, "Eating Lunch, are we?" 4. To answer a stupid question or come back at a brutal insult, replace whatever you were about to say with "UHH" For example, "Dude you're gay", "UHHH" 5. Never... Never say anything when no one is saying anything. Maintain the silence. 6. When someone is trying to be funny, but he (usually HE) is not, do not say anything, grin, look sideways. Also add "UHHH" 7. Say Directions in Clock thing. Usually used to make fun of people and not let them know For exmple, " O shit Gavin at 6 o clock" 8. Obtain a surplus of information about any kind of Rpg game and make a conversation using rules 1~ 6 above. 9. Sing. Sing about friends, old songs, anything. Do whatever it takes to entertain the crowd. If the following fails, convert the subject back to the Rpg conversation using "Anyways" . 10. When you have accomplished something that you think is worth showing off, express it by doing the spanking motion and saying "that was ownage" like this: Master these rules by completing these follwing exercises 1. ____ ... How about them Lakers? 2. OMFG that was OWN___ 3. ?gayface coming at _________ 4. Person A: How do you memorize all these rules? You : _______ 5. Don't cry for my argentina~~~~ o baby o baby ( everyone is quiet) You: _________________ |
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