| Zack Clones |
| X5 Online is proud to present its wonderful line of Zack clones. Our Zack clones are guaranteed to provide you with all your pouty-faced, up-tight, emotionally-stunted, incredibly caring, heroic extremist Zack needs. Our Zack clones are 100% pure "Your position has been compromised" X5 C.O. And like our Logan and Max clones, we offer to program your personal Zack clone to be completely devoid of any feelings for Max. This simple form will get you a genuine Zack clone, a certificate of authenticity, and a badge to be displayed proudly on your website. |
| Max free (devoid of feelings for Max)? Leather jacket equipped? Motorcycle equipped? Manticore catch phrase equipped? Multitude of disapproving looks equipped? Ability to hotwire any vehicle? Ability to seemingly grunt the alphabet? Bad-ass attitude? Or dorky "Sam" personality? Clean-shaven? Or stubble? *new Mute button (to stop his long-winded verbal lashings/lectures)? |
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