| Dark Angel Obsession List |
| You know you are obsessed with Dark Angel when... |
| *Your mom buys you a shirt that looks a lot like Max's at the beginning of Pollo Loco. You tell her that it is the coolest shirt you have ever owned, but refuse to wear it because you have straight blonde hair and it wouldn't look right. (Kiah) *You have memorized most of the X5's barcodes and plan to do the rest during the next pre-empt. (Kiah) *You have tried to learn how to read barcodes but were unsuccessful. (Kiah) *You tape the Season 2 promo, even though you already have it on tape. (Kiah) *If your friend calls you when Dark Angel is on and you immediately scream "DA!" at them and hang up. (Kiah) *Your mom is watching a show on HGTV and the people from Seattle have the same color cupboards as Logan. You fall out of your chair. (Kiah) *You watch the TVGuide channel every hour, on the hour that you can for 6 hours so you can see the 4 minute Dark Angel thing on Insider. When it comes on at 11PM, you tape it. (Kiah) *Your favorite website is X5 Online. Ooooh Brown-noser! No, I'm serious! This is the only website for a DA fan with a sense of humor. (Note from Webmistressed: No, we didn't pay her.) (Kiah) *Your little brother is so much cooler than you used to think he was because his name is Max. (Kiah) *You don't ever drink milk because maybe if you don't you will start to shake a little. (Kiah) *You send all of your e-mails at 2 in the morning so all your friends will think you never sleep like Max. (Kiah) *The last CD you burned you titled "Ears Only". (Kiah) *You now wear your Pollo Loco shirt all the time referring to it as the chicken shirt. You also now own one that looks like the blue shirt from the beginning of The Kids Are Aiight. That is the chicken shirt, uncooked and it's gonna stay that way! (Kiah) *You are so anxious for the Obsession List that you e-mail in your own obsessions to Ty and Cade hoping to inspire more obsessions! (Kiah) *You see the Season 2 promos where Max is wearing camo pants and a grey shirt and immediately bug your mom until she takes you shopping at the Army Surplus store so you can buy camo pants and a grey shirt. Then, you manage to talk your way into a discount at the store. True story! (Ty and Cade) *You have a dogtag with your barcode number on it and you wear almost non-stop. (Ty and Cade) *You write fanfic about Dark Angel that inspires a website...gee wonder who we're referring to...(Ty and Cade) *You watch tapes episodes just so you can reply the five seconds when one of your favorite characters has a line (i.e. Krit...poor boy is only in one episode and only has like 5 lines,,,it's the only way you can have a genuine Joshua moment). (Ty and Cade) *You talk about characters from DA so much that your friends at school who don't watch the show think that these are real people that you know. (Namely, when Ty talks about her big brother Zack...my French Class is convinced that he's gonna come into class one day...). (Ty and Cade) *You do your French homework while working on the Obsession List for your Dark Angel website. (Ty) *You find ways to tie-in Dark Angel to just about every conversation, even with people who don't watch the show. (Ty and Cade) *You use Dark Angel characters or ideas to help you when writing stories for English. And you get an A for it! (Ty and Cade) *You quote lines from DA in everyday life. We particularly find ourselves quoting "There's no such thing as luck. Success depends on a well-thought out plan that is executed with precision" and for some reason "Packs a punch, but I've only got 40 rounds." Go figure on the last one. (Ty and Cade) *You have seriously considered getting a barcode tattoo on the back of your neck. (Cade and Ty) *You are a Manticore fugitive, at least in your fan fictions. (Cade and Ty) *You start your own Dark Angel website. (Cade and Ty) *You cried for a month after Pollo Loco and AJBAC. (Cade and Ty) *You have a serious discussion about the possibility of Logan being Superman. (Cade and Ty) *Every time you hear the song "Independent Women" by Destiny's Child, you have been known to sub the name Charlie with Zack, and go driving down the road singing it at the top of your lungs. "Girl, I didn't know you could get down like that, Zack how your angels get down like that." (Cade and Ty) *You bought a dictionary of military acronyms. (Cade and Ty) *No one tells you "good luck" anymore unless they want to be force-fed Zack's statement about luck verbatim. (Cade and Ty) *You fear going to the doctor and have "Manticore flashbacks" when entering the office. (Cade) *During the week of Season Premiere, you proclaim "Happy Season Premiere week!" (Cade and Ty) *Your binder/desk/locker is a shrine to Dark Angel (Um...is all three bad?) (Cade) *Your favorite band is *N Max's Addiction. (Z's sooo dreamy!) (Cade) *You have actually covered your face, all except the eyes, with two sheets of paper and asked someone, "Who am I? Come on, who am I?" (Look, I was really bored!) (Cade) *You can literally recite episodes in the entirety. (And then Max says, "So a guy walks into a bar...") (Cade and Ty) *Zack's not dead. (Cade and Ty) *Though known for you existential vocabulary you have begun to use word commonly associated with slang, for example: blaze, crash, late, and aiight. (Cade and Ty) *You never say goodbye, it's late, get it right, peeps. (Cade and Ty) *Y2K, please, you're preparing for the Pulse. (Cade and Ty) *You have developed a love, or fear, of heights. ("Well...this is nice.") (Cade and Ty) *You have used the phrase "Thank the Blue Lady". (Cade and Ty) *You have actually listed the ways you're obsessed. (Cade and Ty) *You are known as the chick who looks like the chick from Dark Angel. (I got this even before I was a huge OBSESSED fan.) (Cade) *You have a couple AV friends "hack" the school announcements with a streaming freedom bulletin. (Cade) *Your sentences begin with "Well, one time on Dark Angel..." (Cade and Ty) *You have, when in a tough situation, found yourself wondering what would Max do? (Cade) *You refer to your gal pals as your "boo". (Cade) *Two words: Ninja 350. (Cade and Ty) *You refer to the post office or mail as "Jampony". (Cade and Ty) *You have classifications for your teachers or bosses: Lydecker, Renfro, Normal, or Zack. (Mr. Smith is such a Normal.) (Cade) *To get out of an exam you inform your teacher that your position has been compromised and you are leaving for Canada with your brother Zack. (This doesn't work, by the way.) (Ty and Cade) *You wear a leather jacket every day. (Even if just for you protection.) (Ty and Cade) *You wrote an "Eyes Only" rap and a Ben rap. (If Ty and I can stop laughing, we'll post ours, they're really corny!) (Cade) *Ever try to explain to the guy asking you out that they could never live up to your standards set by Logan, Zack, and Krit? (Ty and Cade) *You wallpaper the inside of your folder with photos of Joshua Alba and Jamie Bell. (Krit'sGal2005 aKa Kai) *You sometimes call yourself Kai (when your real name is Jakie and your X6 pen-name is Kai). (Krit'sGal2005 aKa Kai) *You visit X5 Online at least 3 times a day praying that Ty and Cade updated the story or the basics of the site (HINT, HINT LADIES!!) (Krit'sGal2005 aKa Kai) (Note from Webmistresses: We didn't pay her either!) *You put Joshua Alba and Jessica Alba on your list of people you would like to meet for an English Assignment. (Krit'sGal2005 aKa Kai) *You mention DA at least once an hour. (Krit'sGal2005 aKa Kai) |