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Zack: Logan? I like the guy. (Cade)

Logan: Max, I'm tired of waiting around for you, so I'm shaking up with Zack. (Cade)

Zack: Aw, screw it. Let's all do the hustle! (Cade)

Max: You know, Lydecker's really a nice guy once you get to know him. (Cade)

Normal: You guys work too hard. Take a week off. (Cade)

Zack: Logan, I need a hug. (Cade)

Zack: Now I know why I'm so screwed up! Because I hit on my sister, Max, and I married my mother, Jocasta! (if this is Greek to you, read Oedipus Rex) (Cade)

Max: I'd fight you, but I might break a nail. (Cade)

Zack: I am Superlious, Pirate of the High Seas! (this is a WGL joke) (Cade)

Zack: (in a "scary movie" voice) Your position has been compromised.
Max: Zack, you suck at crank calls. (Cade)

Max: Logan, Zack. It's time to settle this like men. Wheelchair races. Ready...set....go! (Cade)

Zack: (doing a little dance) Who busted out of Manticore? Zack busted out of Manticore. I said who's house? Zack's house. Say what? (Cade)

Zack: Eyes Only has his own cheerleaders?
Max: I'm captain of the squad. (Cade)

Original Cindy: I'm king of the world! (Cade)

Lydecker or Renfro: X-what? (Cade)

Logan: So what made you order the escape from Manticore?
Zack: Two words: pink tutu. (Cade)

Logan: (deep voice) Luke...I am your father! (Maricela)

Kendra: I've decided to be a nun. (grabs bed sheets and turns it into one of those thingy's that nuns' wear and puts it on) (Maricela)

Zack: I faked my death to secretly kill Max and frame Logan! Mwahahahahahah!!! (Maricela)

Logan: (sings) Tell me what you want, what you really really want! (Maricela)

Max: ooooo...A Backstreet Boy's poster! Don't you just love AJ's eyes?! Wait...you can't see his eyes through all those wrinkles...(squintes eyes and tries to find moldy old Backstreet Boy's eyes) (Maricela)

Max: (very girly) I hate you, Logan! Go away! (pouts, then pushes Logan away) (Maricela)

Logan: I beat Max at chess! (dances around) Uh huh, oh yeah, it's my birthday, go Logan... (Maricela)

Original Cindy: DO YOU SMELLLLLL...WAT THE ROCK....IS COOKING?! (Waggles tongue imitating "The Rock") (Maricela)

Max: I have decided that meat is bad, so I'm gonna become a vegeterarian! (Neptune452)

Anyone: Manta-what? (mwshrine)

Logan: Wow, you know, I really really love this wheelchair. I mean, you can sit down all day and I mean, the wheels...who ever thought of a chair with wheels was so smart! (Neptune452)

Max: I don't like Logan's food. (gurl_with_attitude)

Logan: Don't make me kick your ass. (gurl_with_attitude)

Normal: Would someone please deliver this? (gurl_with_attitude)

Max: Forget Logan and Zack. I'm running away with Sketchy!!! (Ty)

Normal: Herbal! Wanna go smoke a doobie? I scored some killer shit last night. (darkan9el)

Lydecker: You kids are the greatest in the world! In fact, I'm going to buy each and every one of you a pony for Christmas!
Young X5's: YAAHHH! (SuperBlonde)

Logan: Max, I want to be open and honest about my feelings. I want to expose my vulnerability and show you the little boy hidden behind this sexy masculine physique. (Aurora)

Sketchy: Sexual harrasment is wrong, women deserve respect for their role in society and the pain that they endure to continue the human species. I feel that it is time that men treated women as they should be treated, equals and human beings. (Aurora)

Original Cindy: Now that Max and Logan aren't hooked up, maybe it's time for Original Cindy to go straight to the hottie! (Aurora)

Normal: Hmm, Max seems to be really strong and yet such a small little thing. I wonder if there might be something special about her?

Herbal: The democrats and the republicans were geniuses who tried to make our country better and while each had different ideas on how to do so, were both brilliant representatives of the American dream. (Aurora)

Logan: So the world is broken, who cares, I need a bootie call. (Aurora)

Max: Lydecker isn't so bad, I mean, after all, he only wanted what's best for all of us. (Aurora)

Renfro: Who needs power? I just want to know what my real hair color is. (Aurora)

Logan: I've had it with all this art, I think I'll just put up some nice wallpaper with daisies on them instead!!! (BlackWolf)

Max: Man, Logan is looking fine tonight. Just check out that ass...
Max: Crap, did I think that or just say it?
(Logan's eyes widen and he turns around)
Max: Oops...(BlackWolf)

Lydecker: I miss my days at Unicef! (BlackWolf)

TV: It's 11:00. Do you know where your children are?
Lydecker: NO!!! (BlackWolf)

Recruiter: Welcome to the team. I'm glad you were so ready to replace the Mrs. Claus in our parade!
Renfro: My pleasure! (BlackWolf)

Max: Hmmm, maybe I should shave all this hair off and go for a good 'ol cut. Reminds me of my childhood. (BlackWolf)

Sketchy: Normal, you are my hero!!! (BlackWolf)

Max: Logan, why did you call me over? Do you need me to do a job?
Logan: No.
Max: Found something on Manticore?
Logan: No.
Max: Wanted to have dinner?
Logan: No.
Max: Then why?
Logan: I just wanted to know if you were in the mood to get it on! (BlackWolf)

Logan: Hey Max, how does shake&bake sound for dinner? (BlackWolf)

Logan: (drunk) And here's to the greatest guy in the world...(swigs more beer) Zack, he's so cool! (BlackWolf)

Logan: Hey Max, crap!
(spills water on Max's white halter-top)
Logan: Oops, I seem to have spilled water on one of your white tops again!
Max: Strangely, this is the third time this week that happened.
Logan: Bizarre, isn't it? (BlackWolf)

Max: I've had it with this motorcycle, I'm getting a razor scooter! (BlackWolf)

Logan: Max, there's something you don't know about me...
Max: What is it Logan? You can tell me.
Logan: My brother's cousin's nephew was a roommate with Lydecker at community college in Wyoming. (BlackWolf)

Logan: I'm sick of walking. (RedWingsChica)

Zack's Disembodied Voice: Use the force, Max! (Verbal)

Max: Uh oh, I'm in heat. I think I'll knit. (Feak)

Renfro: Jesus, Lydecker...what's wrong with your face?
Lydecker: I'm not sure what you mean.
Renfro: Your face, man...why is it all twisted up like that?
Lydecker: I'm frowning.
Renfro: You sure you don't need me to get you an ambulance? Looks like you just swallowed a couple gallons of vinegar... (Verbal)

Max: Hey, Sketch....wanna get busy with me?
Sketchy: No thanks. (Verbal)

Normal: Bip, bip.....shit...(glances off camera)....LINE? (Verbal)

Zack: You can dance if you want to, you can leave your cares behind... (i_am_kimbo)

Normal: You know, maybe I'm working these kids too hard. Maybe I should show them some respect and treat them with a little dignity for a change, they've earned it. (Nihilist)

Logan: Hmmm....there's no corruption left in Seattle. I'm bored. (Nihilist)

Logan: (broadcasting cable hack) This is a test of the emergency Eyes Only Cable Hack system. This is only a test. (Nihilist)

Max: Wow, sorry. I didn't see you and your entire squadren of mp5 armed, kelvar wearing, stealth officers hiding in the dark. (Nihilist)

Seattle Police Force: Man, there are sure a lot of long brown haired, leather wearing, motorcycle driving, super-human stength females causing a lot of ruckus around here lately...too many to trace down that is. I wonder if there's a connection.... (Nihilist)

Max: (yawns) Well, time to hit the sack! (Nihilist)

Max: Gotta blaze!
Logan: Where you going?
Max: Zack's throwing a tupperware party at Manticore, everyone's coming! (KuDoZ)

Eyes Only: This is a streaming video bulletin. Due to popular demand, the cable hack will now last 10 minutes. We will be featuring guest interviews with known terrorists, tips on how to run your own military outfit, and my sexy, genetically engineered co-host, Zack, will be showing us how to cook some culinary delights for those militia on the go... (KuDoZ)

Max: (looking at computer screen over Logan's shoulder) Watcha doin'?
Logan: Well, I found a really good fanfic site for some weird kick-ass sci-fi show called Dark Angel. (unable2trace)

Lydecker: You know, Zack you were always such a little ray of sunshine back at Manticore...
Zack: It's all about the mindset... (Ty)

Logan: MAX! MAX! MAX! COME HERE! I NEED YOU!
Max: (runs in, puffing) What is it Logan? Is someone trying to kill you again?
Logan: No, I just found some mad dvds of a really awesome pre-pulse cartoon called Captain Planet (sings) Captain Planet, he's our hero. Gonna take puollution down to zero!!! (midnight angel)

Logan: Hey, I saw this on an X-Files once. (Cade)

Max: Yeah, so anyway, I need you to hack into the Manticore mainframe.
Logan: Done.
Max: Already?
Logan: Yup.
Max: That was fast.
Logan: TV magic. (Cade)

Lydecker: The password is Swordfish. (Cade)

Zack: Fine, you big meany-head; I go play in my own sandbox. (Cade)

Normal: So, you're saying the headset makes me look fat? (Cade)

Max to Lydecker: I ran away to join the circus, na na na na na na. (Cade)

Logan: I've fallen and I can't get up. (Had to be said.) (Cade)

Nameless Sector Policeman to Max or Zack: My name is Indigo Montoya. You kill my father. Prepare to die. (Cade)

(Lydecker runs away screaming and crying.)
Logan: What did you do?
Max: Showed him an episode of Lexx. (Cade)

Zack: Oh, please, let down your guard. Manticore will never find us. (Cade)

Little X5s to Little Zack: Um...yeah, what does (imitated Zack's hand signals) mean?

Renfro's lacky that got shot by an evil hover drone: Et tu, Brute? (Cade)

(Zack on a mission as he hums the Mission Impossible Theme loudly)
Logan: He's doing his own theme music? (Ok, ok, so Zack's my Kronk, so what? Don't understand, watch the Emperor's New Groove) (Cade)

Max surrounded by her clones: I am Sparticus! (Cade)

(A handsome young man dressed in Jampony gear walks in front of camera)
Max (voiceover): This is your brain.
(Man walks away. He is replaced by Sketchy who stands in front of the camera with a stupid expression on his face, waving into the lense and smiling like an idiot.)
Max (voiceover): This is your brain on drugs.
(Normal and OC drag Sketchy away as he tries to pull away from their grasp to continue to wave into the camera. The camera pans over to Max.
Max: Any questions? (SuperBlonde)

Max: Dance with me.
Logan: I can't.
Max: Sure you can. Mind over matter.
Logan: I can't walk.
Max: I'm not asking you to walk, just dance.
(Logan starts getting out of wheelchair and falls down, getting knocked unconscious)
Max: Well that didn't work! (midnight angel)

Zack: My mommy did not write my name in my underwear! (Cade)

Krit: So, I only had like 10 lines. The chicks don't seem to care. (Cade)

Max: Ninja? What Ninja? (Cade)

Renfro: I'm just calling in sick. I can't do anything with my hair. (Cade)

Zack: So, Logan, play any instruments?
Logan: Yeah, in fact, I was in a band.
Zack: Whatdday play?
Logan: (mutters) Violin. (Cade)

Max: (listening to music through head phones.) Everyone was Kung Fu fighting! (does a Kung Fu high kick)
(Logan comes up behind her. Max does a backward swing kick and hits Logan. He falls down.)
Max: Oh, my god! Logan!
(Bling walks through the door and sees Logan on the floor and looks at Max who panicks.
Max: I didn't do it!
(looks still panicked and stumbles off to the right) (Reeseypoo)

At the end of AJBAC:
(The camera zooms in on Max's eye)
Max: Hold it! Stop! What about the casserole? I was told there was gonna be casserole! Now does this make any sense?!
Renfro: What?
Max: The episode! It was called 'And Jesus Bought A Casserole'. There is no casserole!
Renfro: I heard it was an inside joke with the writers.
Max: I'm not laughing. An army marches on its stomach and I want casserole.
Renfro: (leaves shaking her head) Well, I guess I can be sure she's not the one we're looking for. (Kiah)

Logan: I don't think so.
Max and Alec: (at the same time) Are you sure?
Alec: JINX!
Logan: What?
Alec: She can't talk now until someone says her name. It's part of the X5's unwritten code of honor. It's what separates us from naturally evolved creatures like you.
Logan: Whatever. Max.
Alec: No, that doesn't work because it's not her real name. You have to say her whole barcode.
Logan: I don't remember it!
Alec: Neither do I! (Kiah)

At Jam Pony:
(Sketchy and some other kid are fighting with balloon swords. Max walks in and sees, looks all confused.)
Normal: Cindy! Look, I made you a dinosaur! (hands OC a balloon dinosaur.) Alec! I made you a puppy! (gives Alec the puppy.)
Alec: Oh, thanks. You know, I've always wanted to make one of these.
Max: Normal? What are you doing?
Normal: Making balloon animals! Here, I made you a snake!
Max: COOL! (Kiah)

Max: Logan. You're out of Cap'n Crunch!
Logan: Nu-uh. I have some. You're holding the box.
Max: Yeah, but you don't have the berries kind. We always had that at Manticore! (Kiah)

Zack: (In AJBAC) Do I have to wear the camo? Its so unbecoming of my figure.

White: For the last time I'm not David Duchovny. (Sharply dressed, secret agent man who spouts off near unitelligable babble, yeah right.)