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| X5 Online is very proud to present to you our very own, patented Krit Clones. These Krit clones are installed with the personality of Krit from Special Project by Ty and Cade and the looks of Krit from And Jesus Brought A Casserole. One of these flashy boxer-wearing, smart alec, sweet and lovable Krit Clones could be yours just as soon as you fill out our Clone Request Form. Along with your Krit Clone, you will receive a certificate of authenticity and a badge for your website. Order yours today! |
| complete with an array of flashy boxers, including army camouflage and Power Rangers (Red Ranger, of course)? ability to give terrific back massages? love of most all foods that can be delivered? complete with manly battle-squeak? styled hair? Or unbrushed for a week (at least in appearance)? packing heat ("packs a punch, but I've only got 40 rounds")? complete with inquisitive, little boy curiosity ("So you broke into his house? And you liked that?)? equipped with a box for you to stand on so you don't feel so short (we call it Gillian Anderson syndrome. The boy is 6'2"!)? |
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