| Fan Rantings |
| HE'S NOT DEAD!!!!!!!!! There is no way they would let Zack kill himself. He's the best of the best. They should want him over Max anyway. And besides, there was no blood, no exit wound! Even Invisible Man gives the people exit wounds when they get shot! There is no way he could be dead. It is way more likely that they gave Max Tinga's heart. They did have Tinga's body, after all. And it is also suspected that they had Ben's, too. So in conclusion, ZACK IS NOT DEAD!!! YOU SAY HE'S DEAD AND YOU CAN COME TALK TO ME BECAUSE IT IS NOT DEBATABLE!!!!! |
| Rant by: Ty Re: Zack's death in AJBAC |
| Rant by: Ty Re: Leather Jackets on Dark Angel |
| It must be a prerequisite on that show to have a leather jacket. Everyone has a leather jacket. Even Lydecker has a leather jacket. And if you don't have a leather jacket you better at least have a black one or a jean one. If you don't, you're not making it past the credits, baby. Ever wonder why Brin got captured? No leather jacket. That's the answer right there. And Logan! I swear the boy realized this and stole Zack's leather jacket. You know that scene in Blah Blah Woof Woof where he tells Max he has a surprise for her? "I have a surprise for you."-Logan Well, here's what Max was probably thinking. "You stole Zack's jacket?"-Max I think that was the first time Logan showed up with a leather jacket. He must have stolen it from Zack. I can see it. Zack's sleeping and Logan pretends like he's going to do some laundry. Bam! Zack's jackets gone and Logan suddenly has the leather thing going on. Not that I'm complaining. The boy looked hot. But still...leather jackets are sacred (especially on Dark Angel where they can mean the difference between life and death or reprogramming). Don't steal leather jackets. It's just not nice. |
| Rant by: Kiah Re: Drinking Milk in Haven |
| There is no way that anyone, even a transgenic teenage killing machine, can drink that much milk. There is no way! I mean, Sage and Max sit and drink like pitchers of milk. And that's not even counting what they drank before they got to the bar! You know, usually if you drink a few glasses of milk you get a little sick to your stomach. If you drink more, you throw up. And by the way, I have proved it. For me it took 4 1/2 glasses of milk, and shaking while you drink it makes it worse. Max was having a seizure when she downed glass after glass of milk. Then she just got up and played some pool. Am I the only one who see's something wrong with this? |
| Rant by: Ty Re: Logan(Michael Weatherly)'s hair in the Second Season |
| What is up with Logan's hair??!!! I know he's like in mourning and all over Max, but God! The boy took sympathizing with the poor a little too far. Now he really does look like a bum. No, wait. Bum's have a closer shave than Logan, so scratch that. It's a good thing that boy would look good in a burlap sack or he'd be screwed. Also a good thing that he is Eyes Only. If bad guy's saw that hair, they would never be able to take him seriously. The poor boy is hopeless. Maybe when Max comes back she'll make him cut his hair. One can only hope... Oh! And as long as I'm on the subject of Logan's looks: does Michael shop at the Gap? I'm convinced that he does. You seen the Teen Choice Awards? What was that? Michael, you are not in high school anymore. Stick to the suave Logan look. It works for you. Teeny-bopper clothes do not. You're hot and all, but I can't look at you without laughing when you look like that with the...the hair and the...must stop before I start envisioning Michael in a boyband. Wait, Michael is in a band, after all and.....STOP THINKING!!! And, yes, I know, Cade. "It's never been a problem before." Bite me. |
| Rant by: Ty Re: Logan being Superman |
| Logan Cale, cyber journalist by day, but by night sidekick to a genetically engineered killing machine. But is that all he is? Haven't we seen the mild-mannered reporter hiding behind a pair of glasses disguise somewhere before? That's right! We all found out that Clark Kent is Superman. But after the Pulse, who would step up to fill his shoes (or tacky red boots, whatever)? How about none other than Logan Cale, a rich boy with a dream of making the world a better place. Is it not a most perfect scenario? If you think about it, you will come to the realization that behind those glasses is a superhero in his own right. Besides, isn't Max stepping right into the role of Louis Lane (granted she kicks a little more butt than Louis did and Louis never had a secret government agency after her as far as we know, but go with me here). Max helps Logan with his "Eyes Only" leads. Are you not seeing what I'm seeing? Slap a cape on the boy because Logan Cale is Superman!!! |
| Rant by: Ty Re: Why Alec is a Pimp |
| I have said since the Season Premier that Alec is a pimp. In fact, Cade and I coined the phrase Mantipimp based on Alec's pimp-like position while in Manticore (and his attitude just kind of helped that along). Plus the way he acted on the outside left everyone I know going "He is such a pimp." After reading the transcript for Borrowed Time (yes, I missed it. I'm bummed, too), I feel totally justified in calling him a pimp. I mean, come on, he called himself a pimp. He helped Max to have sex. He is definitively the MANTIPIMP. Still have your doubts? Go back and watch Gill Girl. That was total pimp action back there. The way he acted with the so-called "ladies" in that place. And the way he talked Max into getting in. Plus, the whole scene with Max and the...ahem...petting. Yeah, pimp. Of course, I liked to end this rant with the god-awful truth: Alec could be my pimp any day. That boy is the finest pimp I know (And yes, Cade will argue that Zack, too, is a Mantipimp and is fine in his own right, but this is my rant and I don't think of Zack that way, so buzz off, Alec's hot. And yes, if Es is reading, I know that was a run-on sentence. Deal with it.). |