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| Ben Clones |
| Here are the Ben Clones. Our Ben Clones come with an unlimited supply of medication to keep those homocidal tendencies in check. When he's not killing people, you'll find Ben's really a fun guy! Ben is a wonderful storyteller and very devoted. We think you'll find you're Ben Clone highly enjoyable (as long as you keep him on his medication). Once again, fill out the simple form and we'll get back to you very soon with the ceriticate of your clone's authenticity and the badge to put on your website. |
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| Blue Lady worshipper? Converted to religion of your choice? Handcuffs equipped? Puppy dog sad and irresistably cute "scared" voice equipped? Free of any tendencies to vandalize property with "Mission. Discipline. Duty." graffiti? Free of any hidden desires to perform amateur dental surgery? Or any hidden desires to become an amateur tattoo artist? Complete with love of high places? Complete with wild imagination and storyteller abilities? Adrenaline rush junkie (complete with hunter/predator tendencies)? |
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