| Things to do at Wal Mart! |
| Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at stragetic locations. Ride those little electronic carts at the front of the store. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10 min intervals of the day. Re-dress the manaqins as you see them. When their are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially down narrow isles. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares." And see what happens. Turn all the radio stations to poka. Then turn them all off and then turn them all on to 10. Play with the automatic doors. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long...etc." See if they play along to avoid embarassment. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all of them to hear, "Who buys this crap anyways??" Repeat above in the jewerly store. Ride a display bicycle through the store: claim you're taking a test drive. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about 5 feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your field. Put M&Ms on layaway. Move, "Caution, wet floor." signs to the carpeted parts of the store. Set up a tent in the camping departments, tell others you'll only invite them if they bring pillows from the bed and bath. Test the fishing poles and see what you can catch from the other aisles. Randomly throw things into other aisles. If someone asks if you need help, start to cry and say, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?" Make up nonscense products and ask newly hired employees if they're in stock..i.e. "Do you have any shnerples?" Nonchalantly test the brushes and combs in cosmetics. Hold indoor shopping cart races. Dart around suspiciously while humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. Say things like, "Would you be so kind enough to show me to your twinkies?" Set up a valet parking in front of the store. Two words, Marco Polo. Leave cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle. Go into the dressing rooms and say, "But mommy, where is the toilet paper?" Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out. Drag a lounge chair on display over the the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, but a soft drink. Explain that you dont get out much, and ask if they could put a little umbrella in it. |
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