| Ways to call someone stupid! |
| A few bears short of a six pack Dumber than a box of hair A few peas short of a caserole Doesnt have all her cornflax in her box One fruit loop shy of a full bowl One taco short of a combination plate A few feathers short of a whole duck All foam, no beer The cheese slid off her cracker Body by fisher, brains by mattel couldnt pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel As small as bait Chimneys clogged Elevator doesnt go all the way to the top floor Her sewing machines out of thread His antenna doesnt pick up all the channels Belt doesnt go through all the loops If she had another brain, it would be lonely Missing a few buttons on his remote control No grain in the silo Receiver is off the hook Several nuts short of a full pouch Skylight leaks a little Slinkys kinked Surfing in Nebraska Too much yardage between the goal posts |