| Things to do in a movie theater |
| Yell out, "Stop the movie! I have to go pee!" And when you return say, "Wow, I feel so much better now!" Laugh loud during serious and sad scenese. Sing along with the backround music Snore Yell, "Hey, Down in front!!" Even if you are down in front. Make puppet shows Read the credits out loud Stand by the screen and sign the movie Rip off one end oh a straw wrapper and blow it in the straw. The wrapper will fly across the theater, hopefully hitting someone. (Variation above) Dip the wrapper end in ketchup. This will make it a permanent part of the screen. If its a Disney film, go up to the projector room and replace the film with an adult film Put exlax in all the drinks. Then lock the doors. Say "Beep" loudly at every vulgarity. Tell those objecting that you are from the EPA here to stop noise pollution. Sit by the isle. Trip everyone that goes by. Walk in front of the screen, fall and lay there for a few mins. Then get up and go back to your seat as if nothing had happened. Do it every 10 mins. Bowl in the isle. Wear a trenchcoat and sunglasses. Whenever someone enters or exits, ask to see their identification. Find the light switch and turn all the lights on and off. |