| 10 things that piss me off! |
| 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I wanna know where the bathroom is? 2. The Phillsbary Doughboy is way too happy considering he has no dick. 3. People who get off their ass to search for the tv controller because they refuse to go to the tv and change it. 4. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it to?" Fuck off! What good is a God damn piece of cake if you can't eat it! 5. When people say "it's in the last place you look." Of course it is! Why the hell would you keep looking for it after you found it? Do people do this? Who? And where are they??? 6. When people say while watching a movie, "did you see that???" No dicknose, I paid 7.50 to come to the movie to watch the damn ceiling! 7. The radio ad, "Hi, I'm Jeff Healey from the Jeff Healey Band, Dont drink and drive. I dont" Well I hope you dont drive sober either Mr. Healey. You're blind for God sakes. 8. People who ask, "Can I ask a question?" Didnt give me a choice there, did ya buddy! 9. When something is "New and Improved." which is it? If It's new, then there has never been anything there before. If its improved there must have been something there before. 10. When a cop pulls you over and asks you if you know how fast your going. You should know asshole, you pulled me over. |
| Things to think about.... |
| Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear. Dont cry over someone who wont cry over you. If love isnt a game, then why are there so many players? Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave and impossible to forget. You can only go as far as you push. Actions speak louder than words. The hardest thing to do is watch someone you love, love someone else. Don't let the past push you back, you're missing the good stuff. Life is short! If you dont look around once in awhile you might miss. A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find..lucky to have. Some people make the world special, just by being in it. Best friends are the siblings God forgot to give us. When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead...look beside you and you're best friend will be there. Good friends are like stars, you don't always see them but you know they are always there. Don't frown, because you never know whos falling in love with your smile. What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying, is the one who made you start? Nobody is perfect, until you fall in love with them. Everything is ok in the end, if its not ok, its not the end yet. Most people come in and out of your life, but only best friends leave footprints in your heart. I dont wish to be everything to everyone, but I hope at least Im something to someone. |