Normal people scare me.
keep earth clean, its not Uranus.
A day without sunshine is a day..umm..uhh..ya you know...night.
Who stuck their car to my bumpersticker?
If you can read this, I can slam on my breaks and sue you!
Warning: Horn broken! Watch for finger.
I'd give you the finger but it's in my nose.
Illiterate? Write for help.
Sorry if I looked interested! I'm not!!
I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
There are 3 kinds of people. Those who can count, and those who can't (hehe lmao)
You have the right to remain silent, so shut the hell up.
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
I might be fat, but your ugly! I can lose weight!
Oh, I'm sorry..you must of mistaken me for someone who cares??
Boys have all the qualities of a dog, except loyalty.
God created men first because you need a rough draft before the masterpiece |
