| Things to do in a public restroom |
| 1. Stick your hand under the stall and ask your neighbor if you can borrow a highlighter 2. Cheer and clap loudly when someone breaks the silence with a bodily function noise 3. Say "hmmmm.....I've never seen that color before 4. Say, "Interesting, more floaters than sinkers." 5. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the toilet paper under the neighbors stall and say whoops, can you kick that back over for me? 6. Say, "Darn I knew that drain hole was going to be too small, what do I do now? 7. Lower a small mirror under your neighbors stall, adjust it to see their face and say peek a boo 8. Drop a D cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and say "Born Free!" 9. When you are in the bathroom stall, take a Snickers candy bar with you and when someone is next to you squish it in your hand and reach under the stall and ask someone if they have any extra toilet paper and say this stalls all out over here. |