| AOL away messages!! |
| Hello you have reached (YOUR NAME). I am not here at the moment. (BOYFRIENDS OR GIRLFRIENDS NAME) is here and we are doing something we both enjoy. HE/She likes it left to right and I like it up and down real slow. Leave a message and we will get back to you after we are done brushing our teeth! I'm not away, I just dont feel like talking to you. You know whats funny? You're sending me messages like I am actually going to read and reply to it. I'm not here, I'm searching for myself. If you see me before I return, please tell me to wait. I'm not here. I told you I was out searching for my mind. I told you it was lost. I'm spending quality time with my pillow. I will brb, I am saving the world from you. I'm not here right now but I will be back as soon as you sign off. I am out playing chicken w/ cars. If I dont come back in a few hours, call 911! Thanks!! I can't talk right now, the smell of my unwashed roomate has entered my side of the room and I am on the floor gasping for air. I am ripping the skin right off the muscle..it slides right through my fingers. Now I'm ripping the joints apart (pop). Ripped the leg off clean. Now I am seasoning the meat with salt and pepper. God, I love pepper. Now I am washing the blood off my hands. Leave a message andwhen I get done skinning my chicken, I will get back to you. I turned the monitor off so I could admire myself in the reflexion of the mirror. What the hell are you trying to do? Wake me up??? We will be back right after a comercial break. Chasing cars, bbl. NEWSFLASH!!!!!!!!!! I dont want to talk to you. Good thing I'm not here, because I sure as hell dont want to talk to you. Leave it to a dumbass to send me a message when i am away..can we say..A-W-A-Y Like a fatass in dodgeball, I'm out. I'm avoiding someone I don't like. If I don't reply, its you. Maybe if you yell really loud into the screen, I will hear you. Do you know where your kids are? I do... I was waiting for you to message me, That's why I am away. I have a life, you dont. We just dont go together. You know the drill, you leave a msg..I ignore it. I cant talk the clowns will eat me!!! If you're hoping that I am going to reply you can wish in one hand and crap in another and see which one gets filled first. Wanna know how to keep an idiot in suspense? I will get back to you. If I had a knife, Id kill myself. You just had to send me a msg..didnt you..DIDNT YOU!!! Im not here so you will have to leave a msg after the beep..no beep ya say..well i guess you cant leave a msg..DAMN!! Hello, you have reached the automatic answering service for (YOUR S/N) you msg will be answered to in order which it was received. Your msg is 9,641 please hold you msg is important. It's Sat night, I'm out getting drunk, high and laid. I will see you at confession on Sunday. If you really loved me you'd go away. |