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| My wife and I cant come to the phone right now, but if you will leave your name and your number, we will get back to you as soon as we are finished! Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners dont need siding, windows, or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity at the office and dont need their picture taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and home phone number and they will get back to you. This is not an answering machine! This is a telepathic recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your number and reason for calling....and I will think about returning your call! Hi! Kristins answering machine is broken. This is her refridgerator. Please speak very slowly and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these messages. Hi! This is Kyle. If you are a phone company, I already sent money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my bank, you didnt lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you're a female, dont worry I have LOTS of money! (LMAO!!) A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here, so leave a message. Hello! If you leave a message, I will call you soon. If you leave a sexy message, Ill leave, I will call sooner!!! Hi, NOW you say something! Hi, I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I dont like. Leave a msg and if I don't call back, its you. Hello! You've reached Jessie and Kyle. We cant pick up the phone right now because we are doing something we really enjoy. Jessie likes doing it up and down and I like doing it left to right, real slowly. So leave a msg and when we are done brushing our teeth, we will get back to you! |
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