| Ways to be annoying!! |
| Spend all day in a restaurant and wait until your free refills actually cost money. If paged, wait until midnight to answer the call. Construct an elaborate display of ropes in your backyard and tell your neighbors that you're a spider person. When attending a movie that you have already seen, yell out: "Don't let him in! He's the killer!!!" When buying a goldfish at the petstore, ask the salesperson how many times you should walk it. When in a crowded elevator say, "I hope I fixed it this time." Look around suspicously in public and tell onlookers about the "little men." Stare, grinning at another person for awhile and then announce,"I've got new socks!" Carry a duffel bag onto an elevator, wait until its full and then ask someone if they know how to disarm a bomb in 19 seconds. When stopped at a traffic light during rush hour, claw deperately at the roof of the car. Insist that someone accompanies you to the restroom because of Henry, the toilet monster. While carpooling, make swervy turns while immitating crash noises. Insist that life is, "one big musical." Then try to prove your theory by randomly breaking out into song in public. |