| Funny Elevator stuff, lol. 1. when there is only one person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder then pretend it wasn't you. 2. Push the buttons then pretend they gave you a shock. Smile and go back for more! 3. Ask if you can push the button's for other people, but then you push the wrong pnes. 4. Call the Psycic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on. 5. Hold the doors open, and say you're waiting for a friend. After awhile let the doors shut and say to an empty space, "Hi Ben, how has your day been?" 6. Drop a pen and wait for someone to help pick it up and scream, "IT'S MINE!!!" 7. Move your desk into an elevator, and when someone walks in, ask if they have an appointment. 8. Lay down a twister mat, and ask if they would like to play. 9. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking. 10. Pretend you're a flight attendent. Review emergency precedures and exits with passengers. 11. Take pictures of everyone in the elevator. 12. Ask, "did you feel that?" 13. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. 14. When the door closes, announce to others, "it's ok, don't panic, they open again." 15. Swat at flies that don't exsist. 16. Tell people that you can see there aura. 17. Call out, "Group hug!" and enforce it. 18. Grimace painfully while you smack your forehead, muttering, "shut up all of you shut up." 19. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask, "got enough air in there?" 20. Stand silently and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting out. 21. Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce in horror, "you're one of them!" and back away slowly. 22. Listen to the walls with your stethoscope. 23. wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to other passengers. 24. Make explosion noises, when someone presses a button. 25. Stare, grinning at another passenger for awhile and then announce, "I have new socks." 26. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk, and announce to other passengers, "this is my personal space." |
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