1. Your dream wardrobe would consist of:

a) Pink boas, artful tutus, stilettos of every color, clingy, gauzy, sequiny dresses, and cute hats.

b) What I wear every day...T-shirts, jeans, and sneakers. Are you saying I should CHANGE just because I'm famous? Eh? Eh?

c) Heavy metal chains, boots, shredded tops and bottoms(all black, of course), and amything else that has shock value.

2. The jewelry you would live in is:

a) Delicate chains with diamond pendants, intricate silver charm bracelets, and sparkling gold bands studded with diamonds and other rare and expensive gems.

b) Jewelry? WAAAAYY too much trouble. I mean, you have to TAKE IT OFF before you go to bed, then PUT IT ON again in the morning...who has that kind of time?

c) Heavy metal chains and black leather straps laden with 2 foot long spikes.

3. When adoring fans beg you for your autograph, how will you respond?

a) "Of COURSE you can have my autograph! And a photo album, all me, naturally, oh, and here's my entire merchandise collection, free of charge, go tell your friends I did that for you, and here's a kiss for the road in my patented new lipstick color, oh, and..."

b) "Go away, I was sleeping. Sign your own fricken piece of paper."

c) "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! Blood! Flesh! GRRRRRR! Wait! Hey! Sto-gah, they always run away..."

4. The hype has got it in for you. Pretty soon a completely false but career-threatening rumor is all over the media. You respond by:

a) Crying. How DARE they diss Poochie the poodle and then say his bladder problem is YOUR fault!!!

b) Dude, life's just way too short to waste it getting mad at people. And if I lose my career, I can go skydiving whenever I want.

c) Shoot them all. The beastards.

5. You're accused of not being generous with your large amount of money. You:

a) Cry, then publicly devote your life to the unfortunate and wear only maid's outfits for a month with a sandwich board around your neck declaring your generousity and stuff money in every hobo's hat.

b) Agree with them.

c) Do nothing. They were too full of bullets from your last round to say much of anyting, much less against you.

6. Your debut song will have a title along the lines of:

a) "Sugar, Love Songs, and Other Things That Make You Feel Sick After Too Much Of Them"

b) "Lazy Dayz"

c) "I Hate You, I Hate Everyone, I'm An Irrational Angry Beastard And I'm Gonna Scream About How Depressed I Am And How Much My Life Sucks"

7. Your signature hairstyle will be called:

a) "The Girl Next Door"

b) "Hurricane"

c) "Demolition"

8. Your friends are:

a) Sweet, sensitive, supportive of my every publicized move, and ALWAYS there for me. Duplicates of myelf, no doubt.

b) I used to have friends...they kept wanting me to get out of bed and DO things, though. What a ripoff.

c) Dead. Hey, I TOLD them to stop talking.

9. Your role model celebrity is:

a) Mother Theresa

b) Spongebob Squarepants

c) Saddam Hussain

10. Your philosophy for life is:

a) "Everyone can make a difference! We are all special and unique! Love is what makes the world go 'round!"

b) "Why get out of bed when you're just going to get back in it in a few hours?"

c) "Shut up, back off, mind your own business. Grrr."

11. Your favorite color is:

a) Blue, the color of peace.

b) White, the color of those sheep I count to go to sleep.

c) Red, the color of blood.