1. Your neighbor's 6-year-old son from heck has recently taken up a new sport; Sneak-up-on-the-neighbor-and-hurl-water-balloons-at-them-when-they're-not-looking. The next time he plays, you:

a) Ask him, yet again, to PLEASE stop.

b) Stand dumbfounded for a minute or two, then wisen up and glance in his general direction. Five minutes later, you recognize him.

c) Continue with what you're doing. Then, "Hey, I'm all wet."

2. You're babysitting two little boys. You first suspect they might be up to something when:

a) The house falls into an unnatural silence.

b) Blaring sirens come to a halt in front of your charges' house, you find numerous crawling things that go 'crunch' when you step on them all over every floor in the entire house, and screams are sporadically erupting from the now-glowing basement.

c) You read about a neighborhood massacre a week later in the paper. So that's why all those armed men in police uniforms were standing outside the house when you walked out the next morning.

3. When you are told off in class for not paying rapt attention, you:

a) mumble, "Sorry, ma'am/sir, I'll pay attention, promise." Then do it.

b) Groan inaudibly but prop your leaden head on a few books so at least it looks as if you're putting effort into it.

c) Don't reply. You're far too busy with much more important and interesting things than algebra, ie. counting the number of tiles on the floor, calculating the number of nanoseconds until lunch, thinking of what you should have said two days ago, sleeping, etc.

4. You know someone is trying to get your attention when:

a) They've called your name.

b) They've called your name repeatedly.

c) They've shouted your name and various others into both ears, eyes, and nostrils, they've set fire to the books you are holding in one hand, they've posted your name on every other billboard along several major highways, they've filled your email inbox with so many messages you haven't been able to recieve any more for the past two months, and they've pinned you to a wall, doused you in water to put out the fire that has already creeped up several limbs and is staring intently and slightly pissedly into your dazed eyes.

5. You then reply saying:

a) "Yes?"

b) "Oh, sorry, I was thinking of something more important. What?"

c) "Huh? Hey, it's not nice to stare." Then walk away.

6. The school dance is in two weeks! By this time you have:

a) Planned your outfit, who's taking you, how you're going to get there and back, etc.

b) Um...read the posters about it, thought about the possibility of maybe going, that sort of thing.

c) Successfully completely and entirely forgotten about it.

7. You are sitting by a basketball court watching a game and carrying on a conversation with your friends when the ball suddenly flies in your direction and smacks you upside the head. You:

a) Clasp your hands to the goose egg already forming on your head and scream, "Watch it!"

b) Stop talking and stare into space for a second(at least that's where you think you are, there's so many stars there in front of you), then gingerly bring your hand to your injured head and say, "Ouch."

c) Topple over onto your side and carry on your conversation from there.

8. Oh no! You forgot your pants! You first realize this when:

a) People start pointing and laughing.

b) Someone taps you on the shoulder and gently and slowly explains to you why people are laughing.

c) Someone exclaims to you at your 20th high school anniversary, "Oh my gosh! You;re that girl everyone was laughing at in our sophmore year!" You stare at her blankly, give her a concerned look, and rap her smartly on the head. Then SHE explains why everyone was laughing. Oops.

9. You walk up to your house after school and, as usual, both cars are gone. No problem. You're used to coming home to an empty house. Only this time, you find it's not empty. Inside is a man clad in all black, who abruptly turns to face you and brings a gun to your head. The first thing you say is:

a) Nothing, of course! If you do, he'll shoot you for sure! You seriously need to watch more murder movies...

b) "Who the heck are you?" Then a minute later, after noticing his bulging pockets and the now-empty jewelry box lying open in front of him, "Ooooohhhhh. Heh." *Gulp.*

c) "The cleaning lady isn't supposed to come until tomorrow."

10. You're peacefully sleeping when all of a sudden, the house is on fire! When do you notice?

a) The second the smoke alarm starts blaring. You're off.

b) After smacking the snooze button on your alarm a few hundred times, then screaming downstairs that someone needs to turn off the sound on their watch, then...ohhh.

c) Oh, is THAT what the pretty lights were?

11. You are currently nearing the end of a:

a) Quiz. Duh.

b) Um...it has questions...answers...wait, I'm answering them...hmm. This is tough.

c) What? Oh! A sentence! Lookie, I just finished it for you! Hey! I just noticed something! I'm currently nearing the end of a quiz!