1. You live in a(n):

a) Corner of heaven.

b) House.

c) Underground lair, conveniently located next to a nulear test site in a place where the sun never shines.

2. At the end of the day, to help you go sleep, you count:

a) The number of people you saved from terrors unknown to mankind.

b) Sheep.

c) The number of terrors unknown to mankind you have invoked.

3. Your laugh could be best described as a:

a) Hearty chortle. Hyuk hyuk hyuk!

b) Haha.

c) BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*coughchokeweezehackhack*.....and et cetera and et cetera and et cetera.

4. Your picture is on the front page of the local newspaper....what is the caption?

a) Heroic master of being in the right place at the right time saves lady from drastic fall from first story window. Citizens rejoiced.

b) Local citizen wins monthly "Tidy Lawn Award".

c) Evil overlord finds way to implode entire city YET AGAIN. Police force baffled. When will the terror end???

5. Your biggest goal for the future is to:

a) Save the world from all injustice. And look good doing it.

b) Not stand out. Must blend in.

c) Rule the world with all the mere inhabitants serving as your domestic servants.

6. Your debut song will have a title along the lines of:

a) "Sugar, Love Songs, and Other Things That Make You Feel Sick After Too Much Of Them"

b) "Lazy Dayz"

c) "I Hate You, I Hate Everyone, I'm An Irrational Angry Beastard And I'm Gonna Scream About How Depressed I Am And How Much My Life Sucks"

7. Your signature hairstyle will be called:

a) "The Girl Next Door"

b) "Hurricane"

c) "Demolition"

8. Your friends are:

a) Sweet, sensitive, supportive of my every publicized move, and ALWAYS there for me. Duplicates of myelf, no doubt.

b) I used to have friends...they kept wanting me to get out of bed and DO things, though. What a ripoff.

c) Dead. Hey, I TOLD them to stop talking.

9. Your role model celebrity is:

a) Mother Theresa

b) Spongebob Squarepants

c) Saddam Hussain

10. Your philosophy for life is:

a) "Everyone can make a difference! We are all special and unique! Love is what makes the world go 'round!"

b) "Why get out of bed when you're just going to get back in it in a few hours?"

c) "Shut up, back off, mind your own business. Grrr."

11. Your favorite color is:

a) Blue, the color of peace.

b) White, the color of those sheep I count to go to sleep.

c) Red, the color of blood.